Latest Posts by bugishere - Page 3
Every five minutes the automatic light at my work turns off on me like
Sorry, I didn't know I was supposed to be doing aerobics in here :/
I love informing people that the song "Macarena" is about a girl named Macarena who's implied to be sexually promiscuous and the reason they remember the chorus as being made up of nonsense words is because it's in fucking Spanish and they haven't heard it since they were ten. I love the look on their faces.
NEW! TITS!
FOR MEN.
Thank u Hotel California
Bugs n insects...indescribable beauty
[picking at my scabs] heehee hoohoo texture be gone. surely there will be no repercussions
the problem is that going to bed at night feels like a chore whereas lying down for a forbidden nap at 4pm feels like the pinnacle of decadence
I wish humans purred like cats so I'd know if I'm holding them right.
Why won't Jekyll say what he did as Hyde. He confessed to murder but won't admit to shenanigans
i blog for girls who are umm relentlessly tormented. By the misery
Internet friends will say "Gimmie a sec" and then forget to come back.
I think the best part about having internet friends is when the person you're talking to goes suddenly quiet then reappears in the chat with either the single greatest or single most cursed image youve ever seen that they made themselves in 5 to 10 minutes
IN A WORLD WHERE BEAUTY AND ATTRACTIVENESS HAVE BECOME SO COMMONPLACE AND MUNDANE THE EXCEPTIONAL UGLINESS HAS BECOME DIVINE
Crebit or Dedit?
basira. barista. basira barista. basirrarista
But My Brother In Christ...
Have you considered that maybe...
I also want to see the Horsies?
people wanting tumblr clout is so funny to me. like girl you're fighting for a window seat in the clown car
THIS IS STILL THE CASE IF ANY WEARY TRAVELLERS WANT TO KNOCK ON MY DOOR DURING A THUNDERSTORM WEARING A RAIN SOAKED WHITE SHIRT AND HAVE ME COME TO THE DOOR AND INVITE THEM INSIDE OUT OF THE RAIN AND MAKE THEM A LOVELY DINNER BUT NOT EAT ANY MYSELF AND-
I AM NOW IN SEARCH OF AN ENEMY TO INEVITABLY FALL IN LOVE WITH BY THE END OF THE BOOK. PLEASE APPLY ASAP AS I AM DOING VERY WELL IN MY CASTLE WITH MY VAST AMOUNTS OF WEALTH AND I DESIRE TO SPICE THINGS UP FOR PLOT REASONS.
Forgot to mention that while I still worked at McDonald's I met the night Manager.
I looked this poor man dead in his eyes, shook his hand, and said "Cheesed to meet you".
My brother in Christ,
What?
Hold on hoes, I think I might need to change my dosage. Apologies, we will resume this when I return.
Once I get my medication it's over for you hoes
Loser idiot human totally got drinked lmao
if i was a vampire i would say "i drinked you" after feeding
me when i log into tumblr
Getting cozy by the fire.
the cdc said we can kiss each other on the mouth
kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”
no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A. you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies
having writer friends is being like in the world’s tiniest fandom except to get new content you have to beat it out of the author with a stick
✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨
✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨
✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨
✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨
✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨
✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨
✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨
like to charge, reblog to cast
you can only reblog this today
OH MY GOD??? BELOVED NIGHTMARES UPON ME??? I AM GOING TO USE THIS TO MAKE MY DND PLAYERS CRY???
This is the wrong season to be talking about it, but literally no adaptation of Christmas Carol will ever top this one stage adaptation I saw in 2018, and it’s 100% because of the first scene of the play
Almost every Christmas Carol starts with the same scene: Christmas Eve, the day before Scrooge is visited by the three ghosts. This is the same scene that the rest of the audience - including myself - is expecting to see
The house lights go out. The stage is dark
A boy is singing: “God rest ye merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay…”
The sound of wind whistles through the dark of the theater.
“Remember Christ our savior was born on Christmas day, to save us all from Satan’s power…”
The boy pauses. The wind picks up. Somewhere in the audience, a child sounds upset
“…When we had gone astray. Oh tidings…”
The boy’s voice fades away. The wind howls
A church bell rings
The stage lights come on. Fog is floating across the stage. A deacon, two gentlemen, and Scrooge stand in the fog like islands in a sea
Between them is a coffin
The wind howls. It makes the word, “Ebenezer,” in a voice that shakes the floor
The deacon says: “Forasmuch as it hath pleased Almighty God to take unto himself the soul of our departed Jacob Marley…”
“Ebenezer,” says the wind
Scrooge whips around at the sound. Fog coils around his feet
Nobody else on stage hears his name
“…We therefore commit his body to the ground; earth to earth-”
“Earth,” says the wind
“-ashes to ashes-”
“Ashes,” says the wind
“-and dust to dust”
“Dust” says the wind
“In the certain hope of eternal life through our Lord Christ; who shall change-”
“Change” says the wind
“-our vile body-”
“Change” says the wind
“-that it may be like unto His glorious body-”
“Change” says the wind
A church bell rings. Children are crying in the audience
One by one, the parishioners exit the stage. Scrooge is left alone with the coffin
He says a few words - laughs at his mishearing voices on the wind - and turns to leave
A church bell rings
Scrooge pauses - and turns to look at the coffin
Lights flash. The coffin lid slams open, and the ghost of Jacob Marley, horrible, pale, and screeching, leaps out of the coffin, hands reaching out to Scrooge and howling -
“SAVE YOURSELF!”
Lights flash and the stage goes dark. Children are screaming. Parents are screaming. I’m screaming
The rest of the production was gorgeous, but I still maintain that the first scene was the greatest thing I’ve ever seen attached to any adaptation of Christmas Carol
WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR ME, OH HOLY BAGEL?
