Internet friends will say "Gimmie a sec" and then forget to come back.
I think the best part about having internet friends is when the person you're talking to goes suddenly quiet then reappears in the chat with either the single greatest or single most cursed image youve ever seen that they made themselves in 5 to 10 minutes
Where are the drawings op
Bring pictochat to the switch I need to send everyone my anime drawings of Mario and Luigi weeping under the moonlight while cherry blossom falls
Why would u call him that :(
under the ocean floor there is hoarer
There used to be a butcher shop a five minute walk up the street from my house. To communicate how important that is, there is nothing else five minutes from my house.
There is nothing for at least fifteen minutes from my house.
If that butcher shop was still there I could walk up the street and buy a sausage and it would take me five minutes.
But it isn't, so I can't.
Why am I alive at this point, if I can't even walk five minutes and get a sausage.
Sibling has said terrible things to me involving Brynjolf. Please kill on sight.
Fuck
Found out my co-worker's name is fucking Brody. I am going to turn into a pile of sand
I like wearing masks because they hide my ugly
I would like to clarify THE DRINK.
hahahaha hoo *takes a beaker full of glowy green laboratory juice and drinks its contents* aw haha *becomes an evil and fucked up monster* hahaha
YOU CAN NOT TELL ME THESE AREN'T THE SAME GUY
AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! I was AT WORK!!! And this lady KNOCKED ON THE DOOR!!! But I DIDN'T HEAR HER!!! Because I was TOO BUSY!!! DRAWING!!! HABIT TITTIES!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!