✨🍂🎃october Won't Be A Shit Storm🎃🍂✨

So far today at work I've had to:

Clean blood off of a door,

Manage three entrances by myself, all very far apart,

Learn how to turn off the handicap lock,

Let two groups into the building at the same time, from opposite doors,

And catch like, 30 seels in Pokémon Go.

I got here two hours ago.

monster energy

hahahaha hoo *takes a beaker full of glowy green laboratory juice and drinks its contents* aw haha *becomes an evil and fucked up monster* hahaha

I wish humans purred like cats so I'd know if I'm holding them right.

YOU

Once in highschool I lent a girl two dollars.

Once, in highschool, I lent a girl two dollars and then she moved away.

Need this as my ringtone

Just found out I've been running my air purifier for three months with NO FUCKING FILTER IN IT. I'VE JUST BEEN STIRRING THE FUCKING DIRT AROUND IN THE AIR. I HATE IT HERE.

just born and suck on berry

Thought this was about boats, and now I need to go lie down.

Wait are you a proshipper??

No??

Sibling has said terrible things to me involving Brynjolf. Please kill on sight.