Crebit Or Dedit?

Can I... Can I have the link?

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

onlinedipshit87: Honestly beef stew isnt even that good

-15 relations with race: dwarves

-25 relations with race: orcs

-500 relations with race: halflings

Race: Halflings now see you as a mortal enemy. You will be attacked on sight in halfling settlements

me when i log into tumblr

I think they should make a fighting game where all of the characters are from the public domain

just heard a skeleton skitter past ...

Okay but consider this, the homoerotic mad scientist is named Henry.

If I had a nickel for every time a mad scientist had a homoerotic relationship with some guy named Henry, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.

Listen bitch, I ain't masc until the roach starts flying. That shit starts my whole day off.

everybody masc till the roach starts flying 😒

When Daff was born they just fell out.

KFJFJF so uhhh this is the first go around on what Daff's mom looks like, with a bonus baby Daff for sizing HDBFBFH

the cdc said we can kiss each other on the mouth

There used to be a butcher shop a five minute walk up the street from my house. To communicate how important that is, there is nothing else five minutes from my house.

There is nothing for at least fifteen minutes from my house.

If that butcher shop was still there I could walk up the street and buy a sausage and it would take me five minutes.

But it isn't, so I can't.

Why am I alive at this point, if I can't even walk five minutes and get a sausage.