But My Brother In Christ...

So I've quit McDonald's... Time to tell about my second secret job.

Gender as fuck

Nothing I do is ever enough to override the fact that my worth is solely dependant on my grades, and how much use I am to others. AND 👏 THAT'S 👏ON 👏PERIODT👏

WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR ME, OH HOLY BAGEL?

I think they should make a fighting game where all of the characters are from the public domain

Absolutely.

What an amazing spell!  Would you cast it? 

Sibling has said terrible things to me involving Brynjolf. Please kill on sight.

Found out my co-worker's name is fucking Brody. I am going to turn into a pile of sand

Don't be mean to him!!! :,(

No way out

I wish my bones rattled when I moved, I think that would be very fun and sexy of me.