kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”
no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A. you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies
You ever think about ancient inventions that may no longer actively be used, but which were so geniously designed that technically speaking, they still work?
Consider that old historical monk haircut. The tonsure looks like that on purpose, to keep them humble and away from temptations of sin. And it still works exactly as intended. Do you guys have any idea how much gay porn there would be of medieval monastery dudes knowing each other biblically if their haircuts were not so unfathomably unsexy.
Yes.
what kind of skill set do you need to make a cursed item
OKAYOKAYOKAY. BUT THIS "BEING NICE TO PEOPLE" THING? THIS IS THE SHIT. I AM HAVING THE BEST TIME RIGHT NOW. GO BE NICE TO SOMEONE RIGHT NOW I-
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Not me despairing at an old man until aliens
your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?
just born and suck on berry
leave my buff orc "Mama Urog" alone
cant believe there are people out there who open up skyrim and unironically play as some shit thats not an argonian
have a scrumptious morning my lovely mutuals. the rest of you figure it out
you wanna end my reign of terror so bad it makes you look stupid
"Hold on, let me slither into something a little more comfortable." I say putting on a suit made of someone else's skin.