Enduring A Tummy Ache Is Akin To Fighting God

need a joint or a lobotomy

baby girl, i get paralysed by decisions you wouldn’t even realise you were making 😎

I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.

body horror? i hardly know 'er!

[my limbs begin to shake and i hold them up in front of me just in time to see fingers tear through my skin from the inside, hands emerging from my wrists and elbows. i try to drop down to my knees only for more arms to burst from my legs, catching me on my way down, not even allowing me the right to curl into a ball in my agony. i try to close my eyes so i don't have to see but new eyes open up like wounds in my face and neck. i fall forwards, reaching out to grab your sleeve as against my will my body finds new ways to change me beyond recognition, cracking and tearing as it does so. you can see it is too late for me, you push me away and run.]

acupuncture is just trepanation with smaller holes

hoes (small shards of metal) want me (imbed themselves in my hands)

commission of dylan (the quarry) for @sukiwah and @cnihachuu

i should be able to oil all the joints my body if they are creaky but alas the mind is willing but the flesh is weak

gonna be real this jigsaw guy should invest in better quality cameras