I Should Be Allowed To Give Some Of My Gender Dysphoria To Cis People, As A Treat For Me. First Person

I wish there was a Eliot Spencer video edit put to 'I Need a Hero' by Bonnie Tyler. Please it would be epic.

my question to stories with magic humans (or like elves or whatever who cares) but no magical creatures other than them (especially if the humans do not learn the magic, it is just the way they are) is WHEN THE FUCK DID THAT EVOLVE!!! ok like i KNOW it's literally magic but to me that either implies that humans spontaneously developed magic out of no where upon becoming human, which, why??? OR there are other primates with at least a little magic. im not sure which one i find more jarring but i do know which one i want to be the case. GIVE ME MAGIC APES!!!!!!!

every day i resist the urge to chime into stranger’s conversations but man is it hard sometimes

Hey, don't cry, 236 species of woodpecker, ok?

i have three seperate times now gotten a bit drunk and then explained hyper-carcinization. one of those times i had had 1 drink (granted i am quite small) and accidentally drew a porcelain crab without claws, felt like a carcinization fraud, and hunted down another porcelain crab drawing i had done to make sure i hadn't also forgotten claws on that one.

this reminds me of how i used to carry around cards with logical fallacies on them and throw them at people who made bad arguments

When ever people insult me with their facts they handpicked to look right, I am just going to start saying:

"What is Confirmation Bias for 500"

wait thats a bong

they should invent a magical girl wand that makes you chill tf out

Who that man

dream blunt rotation!!!

tagged by @soupdrinkinglincoln

this was really fun to make (yes i put two real men, i want to hear them talk about the wonders of the world around us)

here's the template to any of my dear mutuals who want to make theirs :)

@cnihachuu @pineappleheadboy @sukiwah @castles-crumbling13 @lizaintheduster @the-sewer-rats @benneb

fucked up that sore throat make your ears hurt too...my voice has been taken and yet the suffering will not halt...