At Times I Find Myself Pacing In Circles And Muttering About The Spacetime Continuum And Im Like Wow…i

here's one i found a while back while sharing a box of these with my friend, brought me great joy

did you know they started printing contrasting words on either side of sweettarts? like bold and calm, local and global, head and heart? i did not, so you can imagine how startled i was to look down while eating my discount candy and see this:

there is a mercy from the universe in me having the stupidest sneeze ever but also not having hay-fever or any animal allergies. i am thankful for it everyday.

I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

white boy shocks waiter by ordering in terrible chinese and then killing himself at the table

been in a bit of a mood lately, listening to my edgy early highschool playlists has been good though. made this after voting (im australian) but didn't colour it in until now, idk if i like this drawing but im trying to post more art and be less critical of it, plus im still working out how to draw furries

every day i die and then i am resurrected but i never come back quite right, this is why i am so fun and charming.

need someone to kiss me like our love is a certainty but fight me like we are deeply repressed homoerotic rivals

i shouldn’t be “at the club” i should be high at the laundromat

"2 Truths and a Lie" but make it one truth, one half-truth, one lie, one core memory, and one suspected-but-unproven false memory. ok get set go

NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus