Can We Circulate This On A Different Post? 😬

The nerd gets pouches on every single limb of his body and no one bats an eye, but I get a hard time for a little extra utility after losing everything?

Seems fair.

(Nice artwork by the way.)

Sir Howzer, the Haunted.

Rex: Howzer, how many mags are you gonna carry? Howzer: YES

I think I could pull anything off. 😉

If you were to choose a different style than your insanely sexy haircut, what would you go for?

A mullet.

Did you know that “simp train” was my nickname in cadet training? 😉

this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train

hi howzer! :D

do you have any funny stories from the war by chance? my dad had a lot to share from his time that were pretty funny! hope you're doing well, btw!

From the war? Eh. It was ugly.

From the time outside of it? Now you're talkin.

Watching a room full of diplomats, warriors, and civil leaders try to keep their expressions neutral when Orn Free Taa's uncontrollable flatulence strikes up during meetings is always a good time. Also why Gobi isn't allowed in them anymore.

An entire squad once got matching tattoos of their captain... on their ass cheeks...

I'm sure there are more...

Good evening, Howzer!

I'll ask 2 questions, and if you'd rather not answer both, you can choose one.

What is something that has made you smile recently?

What is something you'd like to learn more about?

Thanks and take care,

@clonethirstingisreal

hi there! I discovered Reese’s Halloween bats and pumpkins, and they have made me smile on a regular basis. I would very much like to learn how they are made. 😛

Well, the same work also says, “And since you know you cannot see yourself, so well as by reflection, I, your glass, will modestly discover to yourself, that of yourself which you yet know not of.”

Best smolder ever... Sir.

First of all, I was definitely not smoldering at him, and if you think it was a smolder, it sounds like I could use more practice.

DO you and Tukk get along? He seems cool.

He’s awesome! Can be a little reckless at times… but usually gets the job done.

You should see how many bugs Hera brought around. She never did try to stuff flowers in my armor, although our part of Ryloth wasn’t exactly teeming with greenery.

For @rain-on-kamino a lovely Howzer with tiney ladybug friend! :)

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If you were to choose a different style than your insanely sexy haircut, what would you go for?

A mullet.