Hi Howzer! :D

Howzer how do you get your hair to stay so perfect while you wear a helmet?

Listen. You can't tell anyone, but... it's blurrg drool. The stuff lasts for days and doesn't wash out, so your only option is to comb it through. Turns out it's quite handy. 😳

👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽

realized these two have the same haircut, but we know who pulled it off better

HOWZ it goin' :)

ANONYRIFFIC! 🥴

Are you a hot chocolate kinda guy?

that isn’t some kind of suggestive double meaning, is it? 🧐

Since everyone is throwing flowers at their favorite troopers, I wanted to make you a little arrangement. It’s not all flowers but technically all alive so I think it still counts. 🪴🌻🌧️🍁🍆🌳💐

xoxo

Looks like quite the cozy day. 😉😏

I only wish I knew who had such appealing plans.

What do you keep in your chest pack? Also it's national kitten day where I'm at and I'm wondering how many tooka kittens is too many. Can you keep a tiny tooka kitten in your chest pack?

Secrets. 😉

Actually just some extra snacks, rounds, code cylinders, etc.

And a little something special that Hera gave me as a kid.

She probably would have tried to cram a tooka in there if I’d had them on Ryloth… She was always drawing pictures of them. 🥹

All I see is a stunningly handsome individual with eyes that are as soulful as his eyebrows are expressive.

I feel like you would like skateboarding. Or perhaps hoverboarding?

I'd be down to try both, given the time and training!

Rude.

I mean, you’re not wrong.

But still. 😉

I know for y'all's brainrot scenarios some of you like to imagine the clone troopers as these very assertive guys who'd sweep you off your feet but realistically given that they probably never got the normal human behaviors manual and in line with our lovely Fives saying "you never even met a girl", I like to think that very few of them actually have any rizz.

Here's what I think their responses would be if someone flirted with them at 79s:

Hunter: one of the only ones who responds properly. either turns them down nicely or flirts back, depending on if he's interested.

Echo: pretends he doesn't hear because of his headpiece. might get up and leave. genuinely glad when Phee flirts with Tech because for once in his fucking life it's not him.

Wrecker: yells "hell yeah" so loud that the whole bar hears it and then tries to excite the person about explosives

Tech: doesn't pick up on it, shares a fun little fact. still works though.

Crosshair: enters hissy cat mode. gets asked to dance and tells the person if they give him their hand they'll never get it back. glares at them like he wants them dead.

Fives: knocks something over or stumbles backwards and bumps into a comically large, slightly aggressive alien guy. potentially causes in a fire hazard.

Rex: just stares blankly for a while.

Emerie: responds "bless you" and then decides that's enough social interaction for today.

Hardcase: fingerguns.

Mayday: starts talking like a war veteran about the brothers he lost and all the terrible things he witnessed.

Howzer: apologizes. doesn't even really know what for.

I don't know the other clones that well, feel free to add on!

Shucks, uh, thank you?

how did u choose such a sexy hairstyle?

I lost a bet to a squad mate and I had to let a local Twi'lek shave my head however they wanted. This is how it grew out. Good luck, I guess. Or a merciful Twi'lek.