Did You Know That “simp Train” Was My Nickname In Cadet Training? 😉

Sir, are you aware that you are an internet sensation?

Yes. There is still much to be done for our brothers across the galaxy. The action must be far more undercovers, I mean undercover, than it was during the war, but it's even more important.

Why are you laughing?

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

If I knew how to make "your mother" jokes, there's got to be one in there somewhere.

If you were to choose a different style than your insanely sexy haircut, what would you go for?

A mullet.

I would but Gregor put some kind of senior citizen control on my comm and it only has three large buttons, none of which allow me to make or receive calls from anyone other than him. It was funny at first but now I wonder if he even knows how to take it off.

Hello, Captain! I'd like to "Get To Know You."

How about: ⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

No, no, no...I'm just being silly (see Wolffe's Anon ask from earlier.) (By the way, your scars are beautiful.)

My real questions:

😂 - Are you ticklish?

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Thanks!

Carol (@clonethirstingisreal)

I bet you would. 😉 Ergh... just kidding. That was funnier in my head.

⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

I did see Wolffe squirming at that ask... And while we both have distinguishing facial scars, we are battle-hardened soldiers, after all, and with the exception of Captain Rex on Saleucami, you've only seen the rest of us in armor or blacks, so...

😂 - Are you ticklish?

I would have to be an idiot to address that, because if I say no, there's always someone who wants to prove me wrong, and if I say yes, well... You can imagine what happens. Hera is the only one who knows, so let's keep it that way.

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Definitely not a blurrg, I'll tell you that. I don't know... Haven't had much time around them, to be honest. I'm allergic to Tookas though.

I'm not surprised but I'm also not happy about it. You all are sleeping on Keeli.

I’m still having fun with these SW polls, so

Oh like you’d do any better… 😑

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

Ahhh, haha! No need to be poised. I’ve only been here for a day and I’ve seen some stuff.

Hey, Echo! I wanted to say thanks for your part in breaking Captain Howzer out of Empire custody! We were all relieved to see he made it through. You're a good egg! Does his hair look as good in person as it does from afar?

It wasn't a big deal. He'd have done the same. And, yeah. It's okay hair, I guess. Honestly, I didn't pay much attention to it. It was a rough mission with a lot to think about afterward.

Um.

That's... Uhh.

That's not mine.

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

The nerd gets pouches on every single limb of his body and no one bats an eye, but I get a hard time for a little extra utility after losing everything?

Seems fair.

(Nice artwork by the way.)

Sir Howzer, the Haunted.

Rex: Howzer, how many mags are you gonna carry? Howzer: YES

😀

Howzer has gotten even hotter since the last time we saw him. The man is carrying the entire season on his back and serving looks