I Think I Could Pull Anything Off. 😉

Oh like you’d do any better… 😑

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

I… uh… What?

Oh, sorry, I appear to be receiving a transmission from Gregor. Important rebellion matters, you know.

this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train

🩵🩵🩵

From Our Corner of the Holonet to Yours...

(Art by the amazingly talented @nika6q!)

I’ve been told I’m supposed to answer questions… but I don’t have any. Anything I can enlighten you all about? In my “asks”?

Hello! It's so nice to see you on the holonet. I just want to let you know that DILF stands for Dude I Lovingly Fancy. You have so many fans here.

Oh! Well, uh, thanks! Heh. That’s… not so bad…

Thanks for the unfortunately fitting expression capture, @starqueensthings

💙 - What colour is your bedroom?

Black. With dim red lights. And everything is black satin.

Just kidding, it's gray.

Captain Howzer in the clone wars 2003 style!

Ugh.

DOUBLE HOTTIES AGAIN

Get your drool rags

I can feel the fic brewing 🥵

It’s a long GIF but I didn’t want to break it up 🤓

One more for posterity…

hi have you ever had sex?

I mean... At least you said "hi" first...?

I'm gonna go ahead and leave this one up to you... Whatever you prefer to... uh... envision.

😀

Howzer has gotten even hotter since the last time we saw him. The man is carrying the entire season on his back and serving looks