The Nerd Gets Pouches On Every Single Limb Of His Body And No One Bats An Eye, But I Get A Hard Time

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realized these two have the same haircut, but we know who pulled it off better

Scratching up their armor is incredibly satisfying for some reason

Shucks, uh, thank you?

how did u choose such a sexy hairstyle?

I lost a bet to a squad mate and I had to let a local Twi'lek shave my head however they wanted. This is how it grew out. Good luck, I guess. Or a merciful Twi'lek.

Baaaaahahahahaha wait a minute! You're the infamous Fresher Pisser?! I thought it was just a legend. Fireball's gonna love this.

Going to tell the holonet how you got your name?

There was once a gas leak in the kitchen on Kamino, causing a massive fire that was threatening to consume the entire building. Troopers everywhere. Utter turmoil. No one could find the broken line that was feeding the blaze and the chaos was rising. Time was running out. I didn’t have any knowledge of structural engineering so I just needed to get out of there. But as I was fleeing the facility, I caught sight of 99. His face was contorted in terror as he was hollering “Mayday! Mayday!” at the top of his lungs as he ushered the cadets out as fast as he could. It was at that moment that I knew I had to step up. I went into the kitchen in a last ditch effort to help, and that’s when I saw it — a cracked pipe above the hydrator. There was a spanner carelessly tossed on the prep counter, so I grabbed it and leapt on top of the cooling chamber to be able to reach. It was fixed in seconds. And I knew in my heart from that day forward that I would always take a stand when courage was needed.

That is definitely what happened.

Yes. There is still much to be done for our brothers across the galaxy. The action must be far more undercovers, I mean undercover, than it was during the war, but it's even more important.

Why are you laughing?

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

I… uh… What?

Oh, sorry, I appear to be receiving a transmission from Gregor. Important rebellion matters, you know.

this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train

how did u choose such a sexy hairstyle?

I lost a bet to a squad mate and I had to let a local Twi'lek shave my head however they wanted. This is how it grew out. Good luck, I guess. Or a merciful Twi'lek.

I’ve been told I’m supposed to answer questions… but I don’t have any. Anything I can enlighten you all about? In my “asks”?

You’d probably love my frittata then.

What’s something you’re working on or have created that you’re particularly proud of?

Come on — it’s good to be kind to yourself, to recognize and celebrate the talent you’ve been blessed with or the enjoyment you get out of creating!

Many of us are so terrified of being cocky or self-promoting that we often downplay any achievement or deflect any compliment.

IT ENDS TODAY 🤓

Reblog this with some love for something you’ve done. Rave about it as if it were something a friend made! Tell us what you love. The inside jokes. The details you are proud of.

Let’s hear it. ☺️