Baja-blasters - Captain Howzer

All from just two words…

Well, you can’t help how you feel. 😏

once i can draw pauldrons properly its over for you fuckers

Hello, Captain! I'd like to "Get To Know You."

How about: ⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

No, no, no...I'm just being silly (see Wolffe's Anon ask from earlier.) (By the way, your scars are beautiful.)

My real questions:

😂 - Are you ticklish?

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Thanks!

Carol (@clonethirstingisreal)

I bet you would. 😉 Ergh... just kidding. That was funnier in my head.

⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

I did see Wolffe squirming at that ask... And while we both have distinguishing facial scars, we are battle-hardened soldiers, after all, and with the exception of Captain Rex on Saleucami, you've only seen the rest of us in armor or blacks, so...

😂 - Are you ticklish?

I would have to be an idiot to address that, because if I say no, there's always someone who wants to prove me wrong, and if I say yes, well... You can imagine what happens. Hera is the only one who knows, so let's keep it that way.

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Definitely not a blurrg, I'll tell you that. I don't know... Haven't had much time around them, to be honest. I'm allergic to Tookas though.

ahem...

adjusts chest pouches

Can we talk about Kix's slutty thigh stripe?

I don't think I've ever looked better!

Captain Baja Blast 🩵✨

Ft. Captain Rex

I couldn’t draw his eyes so he got sunglasses 😎 ( larger version below ⬇️ )

Close up of sunglasses Howzer cause I actually like how it came out

Howzer won the Twitter poll so now it’s on to Rex who won the tumblr poll

Maybe someone thought you could use a reminder.

What kind of man is Howzer? 1000 word minimum MLA format due in an hour.

FIRST OF ALL, I opened this at 6am my time. Closed it, laid back down in bed... and my mind immediately started racing with a thesis, concrete details, and commentary.

Then I thought, "No one would read that... And you have so much to do this week... And writing time should be spent on the Hunter fic anyway... And that'd be a silly waste of time... And I think anon was joking..."

So, without further ado...

The body has a word count of 1124, and the entire work is available also in photographic form for those who are opposed to clicking a link. 😉

I expect compensation for this. 😉

Um... Heh. Well... Sheesh.

I do hold the Syndullas in the highest regard, and their lives have been touching to me in more ways than one.

Hi Captain! So… 💍?

(to me?)

💍 - Do you ever want to get married?

Hard to say when it's anonymous. 😉

I'm not really sure I've got what it takes, to be honest. It's kind of an entirely different world.

Hello captain cutie 🤭❤️

Hello Reader6898! Is that your CT number?

Maybe Wolffe used your comm…

this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train

A legend.

First clone drawing! Captain Keeli appreciation. It was hard to catch the right moment to get his shave pattern. Absolutely underrated character in my opinion. Currently rewatching TCW and TBB.

My smiling boys