DO You And Tukk Get Along? He Seems Cool.

how you doing king?

Can't complain! Just thinkin about tacos.

Hello! It's so nice to see you on the holonet. I just want to let you know that DILF stands for Dude I Lovingly Fancy. You have so many fans here.

Oh! Well, uh, thanks! Heh. That’s… not so bad…

Thanks for the unfortunately fitting expression capture, @starqueensthings

Hey, Echo! I wanted to say thanks for your part in breaking Captain Howzer out of Empire custody! We were all relieved to see he made it through. You're a good egg! Does his hair look as good in person as it does from afar?

It wasn't a big deal. He'd have done the same. And, yeah. It's okay hair, I guess. Honestly, I didn't pay much attention to it. It was a rough mission with a lot to think about afterward.

On the fourth day of Christmas, the Clone Wars gave to me…

Four extra chins

Three toothpicks

Two warm brown eyes

And a huge kriffing baa-zoo-kaaaaaa 🎶

FFS I forgot the picture the first time

On the fiiirst day of Chriiiistmas, the Clone Wars gave to meeee~

A huge kriffing ba-zoo-kaaaaaa 🎶

Ugh.

DOUBLE HOTTIES AGAIN

Get your drool rags

I can feel the fic brewing 🥵

It’s a long GIF but I didn’t want to break it up 🤓

One more for posterity…

Hi Captain! So… 💍?

(to me?)

💍 - Do you ever want to get married?

Hard to say when it's anonymous. 😉

I'm not really sure I've got what it takes, to be honest. It's kind of an entirely different world.

HOWZ it goin' :)

ANONYRIFFIC! 🥴

All from just two words…

Well, you can’t help how you feel. 😏

once i can draw pauldrons properly its over for you fuckers

Howzer, Sir! It's eternal-transcience here to report! I have a fantastic joke you might appreciate (but if its bad, I 100% got it from a chocolate bar wrapper):

why did the penguin find nothing in the market? Because there was no sole left :D 🤣

Wait. How is it you and anonymous?

This technology stuff is ridiculous.

I... um... don't get the joke... But it might be because I'm wildly distracted at the fact that there is chocolate with jokes?! Where... uh... where might one acquire such a thing? :O