Alright, He Was Cute With The Kid, Which Says Something About A Person. But I'm Keeping An Eye On Him.

HOW DID I MISS THIS?!

Thank you… uh, ma’am. It was something you… handed out once… It’s lovely. Respectfully. Just brings a smile. That’s all. I’m sorry.

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

HOWZ it goin' :)

ANONYRIFFIC! 🥴

Hello, Captain! I'd like to "Get To Know You."

How about: ⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

No, no, no...I'm just being silly (see Wolffe's Anon ask from earlier.) (By the way, your scars are beautiful.)

My real questions:

😂 - Are you ticklish?

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Thanks!

Carol (@clonethirstingisreal)

I bet you would. 😉 Ergh... just kidding. That was funnier in my head.

⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

I did see Wolffe squirming at that ask... And while we both have distinguishing facial scars, we are battle-hardened soldiers, after all, and with the exception of Captain Rex on Saleucami, you've only seen the rest of us in armor or blacks, so...

😂 - Are you ticklish?

I would have to be an idiot to address that, because if I say no, there's always someone who wants to prove me wrong, and if I say yes, well... You can imagine what happens. Hera is the only one who knows, so let's keep it that way.

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Definitely not a blurrg, I'll tell you that. I don't know... Haven't had much time around them, to be honest. I'm allergic to Tookas though.

Sir Howzer, the Haunted.

Rex: Howzer, how many mags are you gonna carry? Howzer: YES

😏

Howzer Glaring at Crosshair: A Series

THE THOTS THESE CONJURE

Are you a hot chocolate kinda guy?

that isn’t some kind of suggestive double meaning, is it? 🧐

Ahhh, haha! No need to be poised. I’ve only been here for a day and I’ve seen some stuff.

Hey, Echo! I wanted to say thanks for your part in breaking Captain Howzer out of Empire custody! We were all relieved to see he made it through. You're a good egg! Does his hair look as good in person as it does from afar?

It wasn't a big deal. He'd have done the same. And, yeah. It's okay hair, I guess. Honestly, I didn't pay much attention to it. It was a rough mission with a lot to think about afterward.

Did you know that “simp train” was my nickname in cadet training? 😉

this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train

🖌️

🍕

🖌 - Do you have/want any tattoos?

Some of my squad mates convinced me to get a tattoo with them; it's a small star map of the Ryloth system on my left pectoral. We spent so much time there, it felt as though it was pretty central to our primary objective in life. Then things changed.

🍕 - What’s the last thing you ate?

Popcorn. I can't resist it even though I hate the way it gets stuck in my teeth. You'd think I'd learn.

Needed to do a quick doodle of fuck-boi clone😩