Sir Howzer, The Haunted.

😎

they really said 'we know just the thing to get undivided attention from the girlies' and proceeded to start two clone-centred episodes with rex and howzer. i am seated

No? Nothing to add?

Hello, Captain! I'd like to "Get To Know You."

How about: ⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

No, no, no...I'm just being silly (see Wolffe's Anon ask from earlier.) (By the way, your scars are beautiful.)

My real questions:

😂 - Are you ticklish?

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Thanks!

Carol (@clonethirstingisreal)

I bet you would. 😉 Ergh... just kidding. That was funnier in my head.

⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

I did see Wolffe squirming at that ask... And while we both have distinguishing facial scars, we are battle-hardened soldiers, after all, and with the exception of Captain Rex on Saleucami, you've only seen the rest of us in armor or blacks, so...

😂 - Are you ticklish?

I would have to be an idiot to address that, because if I say no, there's always someone who wants to prove me wrong, and if I say yes, well... You can imagine what happens. Hera is the only one who knows, so let's keep it that way.

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Definitely not a blurrg, I'll tell you that. I don't know... Haven't had much time around them, to be honest. I'm allergic to Tookas though.

Howzer, Sir! It's eternal-transcience here to report! I have a fantastic joke you might appreciate (but if its bad, I 100% got it from a chocolate bar wrapper):

why did the penguin find nothing in the market? Because there was no sole left :D 🤣

Wait. How is it you and anonymous?

This technology stuff is ridiculous.

I... um... don't get the joke... But it might be because I'm wildly distracted at the fact that there is chocolate with jokes?! Where... uh... where might one acquire such a thing? :O

Captain Howzer in the clone wars 2003 style!

I'm not surprised but I'm also not happy about it. You all are sleeping on Keeli.

I’m still having fun with these SW polls, so

I had reason to be.

✨ GWUMPY ✨

Inner peace 🩵💜

My smiling boys

Ugh.

DOUBLE HOTTIES AGAIN

Get your drool rags

I can feel the fic brewing 🥵

It’s a long GIF but I didn’t want to break it up 🤓

One more for posterity…