Are You A Hot Chocolate Kinda Guy?

I mean, I'm a good squad mate, I know that...

Hi Captain! So… 💍?

(to me?)

💍 - Do you ever want to get married?

Hard to say when it's anonymous. 😉

I'm not really sure I've got what it takes, to be honest. It's kind of an entirely different world.

Sir Howzer, the Haunted.

Rex: Howzer, how many mags are you gonna carry? Howzer: YES

Hello captain cutie 🤭❤️

Hello Reader6898! Is that your CT number?

You’d probably love my frittata then.

What’s something you’re working on or have created that you’re particularly proud of?

Come on — it’s good to be kind to yourself, to recognize and celebrate the talent you’ve been blessed with or the enjoyment you get out of creating!

Many of us are so terrified of being cocky or self-promoting that we often downplay any achievement or deflect any compliment.

IT ENDS TODAY 🤓

Reblog this with some love for something you’ve done. Rave about it as if it were something a friend made! Tell us what you love. The inside jokes. The details you are proud of.

Let’s hear it. ☺️

Aww, my favorite girl.

✨Air Show✨

*ahem*

"What girlfriend?" 😇

Since General Skywalker made us scrape the Senator Amidala art off our ship, I wonder what we should replace it with...

DO you and Tukk get along? He seems cool.

He’s awesome! Can be a little reckless at times… but usually gets the job done.

this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train

nothing but love for MY Captains ❤️

Maybe someone thought you could use a reminder.

What kind of man is Howzer? 1000 word minimum MLA format due in an hour.

FIRST OF ALL, I opened this at 6am my time. Closed it, laid back down in bed... and my mind immediately started racing with a thesis, concrete details, and commentary.

Then I thought, "No one would read that... And you have so much to do this week... And writing time should be spent on the Hunter fic anyway... And that'd be a silly waste of time... And I think anon was joking..."

So, without further ado...

The body has a word count of 1124, and the entire work is available also in photographic form for those who are opposed to clicking a link. 😉

I expect compensation for this. 😉