Hello, Captain! I'd Like To "Get To Know You."

Ahhh, haha! No need to be poised. I’ve only been here for a day and I’ve seen some stuff.

Hey, Echo! I wanted to say thanks for your part in breaking Captain Howzer out of Empire custody! We were all relieved to see he made it through. You're a good egg! Does his hair look as good in person as it does from afar?

It wasn't a big deal. He'd have done the same. And, yeah. It's okay hair, I guess. Honestly, I didn't pay much attention to it. It was a rough mission with a lot to think about afterward.

Uhh… I guess? Not quite sure what the purpose is, but alright.

Honesty Hour, Ask me anything! Nothing will go unanswered

There you go. Double straps on each thigh. 😎

Can we talk about Kix's slutty thigh stripe?

Hello captain cutie 🤭❤️

Hello Reader6898! Is that your CT number?

I… uh… Haven’t gotten this kind of… erm… academic attention before.

What kind of man is Howzer? 1000 word minimum MLA format due in an hour.

FIRST OF ALL, I opened this at 6am my time. Closed it, laid back down in bed... and my mind immediately started racing with a thesis, concrete details, and commentary.

Then I thought, "No one would read that... And you have so much to do this week... And writing time should be spent on the Hunter fic anyway... And that'd be a silly waste of time... And I think anon was joking..."

So, without further ado...

The body has a word count of 1124, and the entire work is available also in photographic form for those who are opposed to clicking a link. 😉

I expect compensation for this. 😉

🌍

🌺

Thank you!

🌍 - What is your favourite accent?

Some sort of galactic French, apparently.

🌺 - What’s your MBTI type?

This was an... extensive quiz. But ISFJ, it says?

ISFJ Personality (Defender) | 16Personalities

On the fourth day of Christmas, the Clone Wars gave to me…

Four extra chins

Three toothpicks

Two warm brown eyes

And a huge kriffing baa-zoo-kaaaaaa 🎶

FFS I forgot the picture the first time

On the fiiirst day of Chriiiistmas, the Clone Wars gave to meeee~

A huge kriffing ba-zoo-kaaaaaa 🎶

Hello! It's so nice to see you on the holonet. I just want to let you know that DILF stands for Dude I Lovingly Fancy. You have so many fans here.

Oh! Well, uh, thanks! Heh. That’s… not so bad…

Thanks for the unfortunately fitting expression capture, @starqueensthings

My smiling boys

I had reason to be.

✨ GWUMPY ✨