HOW DID I MISS THIS?!
Thank you… uh, ma’am. It was something you… handed out once… It’s lovely. Respectfully. Just brings a smile. That’s all. I’m sorry.
If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻♀️
There has got to be a pun in there somewhere…
Howzer gelato? ahahahaaha
This is awesome.
Finally gave the new sketchbook a design
how you doing king?
Can't complain! Just thinkin about tacos.
Maybe Wolffe used your comm…
this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train
@capt-traitor 🤐
Something is dripping but I don't know exactly what. 😏
Uh… They were simping for me… The… the babes. You know. 😬
this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train
😁
Can we talk about Kix's slutty thigh stripe?
Omg hi Howzer! Welcome! We’re so excited you’re here :) I’m Molly, by the way (I’m sending this from my main account but I can be best reached on my other account, @starstofillmydream. It’s a little confusing so I just wanted to let you know upfront haha!)
I hope your experience has been good so far, and I hope nothing scarred you too much 😅 it gets better, not to worry!
Hi Molly! Thanks for the kind words. This is a whole different world than Ryloth, that’s for sure.
And what’s a few more scars? 🥴
Hello, Captain! I'd like to "Get To Know You."
How about: ⚡️ - Do you have any scars?
No, no, no...I'm just being silly (see Wolffe's Anon ask from earlier.) (By the way, your scars are beautiful.)
My real questions:
😂 - Are you ticklish?
🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?
Thanks!
Carol (@clonethirstingisreal)
I bet you would. 😉 Ergh... just kidding. That was funnier in my head.
⚡️ - Do you have any scars?
I did see Wolffe squirming at that ask... And while we both have distinguishing facial scars, we are battle-hardened soldiers, after all, and with the exception of Captain Rex on Saleucami, you've only seen the rest of us in armor or blacks, so...
😂 - Are you ticklish?
I would have to be an idiot to address that, because if I say no, there's always someone who wants to prove me wrong, and if I say yes, well... You can imagine what happens. Hera is the only one who knows, so let's keep it that way.
🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?
Definitely not a blurrg, I'll tell you that. I don't know... Haven't had much time around them, to be honest. I'm allergic to Tookas though.
Oh, I'm much worse.
Well I guess I’m not a captain anymore. People have been calling me “baja blast dilf” and I have no idea what it means. PFP by @badbatcher-99RP blog with @meme-force-99
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