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Hello, Captain! I'd like to "Get To Know You."

How about: ⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

No, no, no...I'm just being silly (see Wolffe's Anon ask from earlier.) (By the way, your scars are beautiful.)

My real questions:

😂 - Are you ticklish?

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Thanks!

Carol (@clonethirstingisreal)

I bet you would. 😉 Ergh... just kidding. That was funnier in my head.

⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

I did see Wolffe squirming at that ask... And while we both have distinguishing facial scars, we are battle-hardened soldiers, after all, and with the exception of Captain Rex on Saleucami, you've only seen the rest of us in armor or blacks, so...

😂 - Are you ticklish?

I would have to be an idiot to address that, because if I say no, there's always someone who wants to prove me wrong, and if I say yes, well... You can imagine what happens. Hera is the only one who knows, so let's keep it that way.

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Definitely not a blurrg, I'll tell you that. I don't know... Haven't had much time around them, to be honest. I'm allergic to Tookas though.

😏

Howzer Glaring at Crosshair: A Series

THE THOTS THESE CONJURE

There you go. Double straps on each thigh. 😎

Can we talk about Kix's slutty thigh stripe?

What are your thoughts on Mayday's tropical paradise? Do you visit? Do you live there?

I visited once but he made fun of me so ruthlessly that I'm probably gonna stick to other vacation spots for now. At least until I get a good pair of noise-cancelling headphones.

Hello Captain!

What are some of your favorite winter activities?

And do you believe in soul mates?

Hi there!

Umm, I haven't done a lot of winter stuff just yet, and Ryloth didn't really have any seasons either. Well, nothing outside of hot and humid, anyway. So I've been enjoying the cold and some of the things that come with it: hot drinks, cozy clothing, and slippers, which were not something we ever had during the war.

And uhhh that last part seemed to sneak in there...

There has got to be a pun in there somewhere…

Howzer gelato? ahahahaaha

how you doing king?

Can't complain! Just thinkin about tacos.

Sir Howzer, the Haunted.

Rex: Howzer, how many mags are you gonna carry? Howzer: YES

How does it feel to eat take out from a place that doesn't have a baja blast? Do you even bother eating at those places?

I mean... Virtually anything is better than ration bars, so... Can't be too picky!

Did Fireball tell you about this?

if you are still taking requests, i would love to see some howzer or keeli pretty please!

Hellloo! Ive said this a lot with these, but apologies for taking so long!

Somewhere along the line I got it in my head that Howzer is perpetually pestered (loved?) by the local Rylothian tookas. They absolutely will not leave the man alone, he can’t even go for a nice stroll in peace. I think he’s ok with that…most of the time…

Thanks for sending in this request!