Scratching Up Their Armor Is Incredibly Satisfying For Some Reason

I mean... the color scheme fits...

16Personalities Test

When you stood your ground and didn't agree with what the Empire was doing, I've never been prouder of my Captain.

Erm... thank you? Trooper?

If I knew how to make "your mother" jokes, there's got to be one in there somewhere.

If you were to choose a different style than your insanely sexy haircut, what would you go for?

A mullet.

Captain Baja Blast 🥤🌮

Oh kark, comin out swingin.

Since General Skywalker made us scrape the Senator Amidala art off our ship, I wonder what we should replace it with...

Dear Hot Howzer,

What's your earliest memory?

Just the general sensation of being in a hot tub of sorts.

With your mom

Best smolder ever... Sir.

First of all, I was definitely not smoldering at him, and if you think it was a smolder, it sounds like I could use more practice.

I… uh… What?

Oh, sorry, I appear to be receiving a transmission from Gregor. Important rebellion matters, you know.

this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train

💙 - What colour is your bedroom?

Black. With dim red lights. And everything is black satin.

Just kidding, it's gray.

😀

Howzer has gotten even hotter since the last time we saw him. The man is carrying the entire season on his back and serving looks