Ahem...

hi have you ever had sex?

I mean... At least you said "hi" first...?

I'm gonna go ahead and leave this one up to you... Whatever you prefer to... uh... envision.

Can we circulate this on a different post? 😬

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Babe, eh?

once i can draw pauldrons properly its over for you fuckers

👀

do you guys ever think that Rex and Hera talked about Howzer at some point? Even just in passing?

Maybe Wolffe used your comm…

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Trooper wallpapers for your enjoyment 🧡💙🩵

How does it feel to eat take out from a place that doesn't have a baja blast? Do you even bother eating at those places?

I mean... Virtually anything is better than ration bars, so... Can't be too picky!

I… uh… What?

Oh, sorry, I appear to be receiving a transmission from Gregor. Important rebellion matters, you know.

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It is not the same.

realized these two have the same haircut, but we know who pulled it off better

Describe your ideal date?

I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold... all you need is a light pair of blacks under your armor.