Daddy- Sorry. Daddy?

Dear Hot Howzer,

What's your earliest memory?

Just the general sensation of being in a hot tub of sorts.

With your mom

does a delicious frittata count?

I didn’t take any pics…

But it was dense and meaty and covered in cheese.

💯

What’s something you’re working on or have created that you’re particularly proud of?

Come on — it’s good to be kind to yourself, to recognize and celebrate the talent you’ve been blessed with or the enjoyment you get out of creating!

Many of us are so terrified of being cocky or self-promoting that we often downplay any achievement or deflect any compliment.

IT ENDS TODAY 🤓

Reblog this with some love for something you’ve done. Rave about it as if it were something a friend made! Tell us what you love. The inside jokes. The details you are proud of.

Let’s hear it. ☺️

Just saying you look pretty sad captain

Sexy

And

Dangerous

I… don’t know what to say.

Too chicken to say it to my face, @superiorsniper? Gotta hide your snarky little jabs in the tags?

Something is dripping but I don't know exactly what. 😏

Hello Howzer! Hope you’re doing well! I made chocolate chip cookies today and wanted to offer you some over the holonet :)

Well thank you! 😛

How does it feel to have the second prettiest color armor?

I don’t like what you’re implying 🤨

😎

they really said 'we know just the thing to get undivided attention from the girlies' and proceeded to start two clone-centred episodes with rex and howzer. i am seated

:Incoming Message from CT-3996, Guard Trooper Tumbler:

Vod to Vod, how do you maintain that hair style with the bucket? One of my fellow Guards is trying to replicate the style but it ends up looking like a rats den after wearing a bucket for eighteen hours.

- @corrie-guard-tumbler

Honestly, I think it's the humidity on Ryloth.

😁

Can we talk about Kix's slutty thigh stripe?

Describe your ideal date?

I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold... all you need is a light pair of blacks under your armor.