Oh Like You’d Do Any Better… 😑

What do you keep in your chest pack? Also it's national kitten day where I'm at and I'm wondering how many tooka kittens is too many. Can you keep a tiny tooka kitten in your chest pack?

Secrets. 😉

Actually just some extra snacks, rounds, code cylinders, etc.

And a little something special that Hera gave me as a kid.

She probably would have tried to cram a tooka in there if I’d had them on Ryloth… She was always drawing pictures of them. 🥹

Happy football day to all who celebrate!

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Hello, Captain! I'd like to "Get To Know You."

How about: ⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

No, no, no...I'm just being silly (see Wolffe's Anon ask from earlier.) (By the way, your scars are beautiful.)

My real questions:

😂 - Are you ticklish?

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Thanks!

Carol (@clonethirstingisreal)

I bet you would. 😉 Ergh... just kidding. That was funnier in my head.

⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

I did see Wolffe squirming at that ask... And while we both have distinguishing facial scars, we are battle-hardened soldiers, after all, and with the exception of Captain Rex on Saleucami, you've only seen the rest of us in armor or blacks, so...

😂 - Are you ticklish?

I would have to be an idiot to address that, because if I say no, there's always someone who wants to prove me wrong, and if I say yes, well... You can imagine what happens. Hera is the only one who knows, so let's keep it that way.

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Definitely not a blurrg, I'll tell you that. I don't know... Haven't had much time around them, to be honest. I'm allergic to Tookas though.

Well, the same work also says, “And since you know you cannot see yourself, so well as by reflection, I, your glass, will modestly discover to yourself, that of yourself which you yet know not of.”

Best smolder ever... Sir.

First of all, I was definitely not smoldering at him, and if you think it was a smolder, it sounds like I could use more practice.

HOW DID I MISS THIS?!

Thank you… uh, ma’am. It was something you… handed out once… It’s lovely. Respectfully. Just brings a smile. That’s all. I’m sorry.

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

hi have you ever had sex?

I mean... At least you said "hi" first...?

I'm gonna go ahead and leave this one up to you... Whatever you prefer to... uh... envision.

Shucks, uh, thank you?

how did u choose such a sexy hairstyle?

I lost a bet to a squad mate and I had to let a local Twi'lek shave my head however they wanted. This is how it grew out. Good luck, I guess. Or a merciful Twi'lek.

Do you like tea? I need to know. It’s important. I found an image that reminded me of you for some reason but that was under the assumption that you like tea.

Ehhh, tea is kinda weak…

but I actually really love it with some biscuits 👉🏻👈🏻

Since everyone is throwing flowers at their favorite troopers, I wanted to make you a little arrangement. It’s not all flowers but technically all alive so I think it still counts. 🪴🌻🌧️🍁🍆🌳💐

xoxo

Looks like quite the cozy day. 😉😏

I only wish I knew who had such appealing plans.

how you doing king?

Can't complain! Just thinkin about tacos.