Matthew Fairchild - Blog Posts

Matthew: Welcome to the “I Hate Matthew Fairchild”-Club

Matthew: and I, of course, am the president.

Matthew: *looks over at James* Poke

James: *without looking up from his book* Poke

Matthew: Poke *pokes James on his cheek*

James: Poke *pokes Matthew on the arm*

Matthew: Poke!

James: Poke!

Matthew: POKE

James: POKE

*a poke war ensues that somehow ends up on the floor with Christopher on top thinking it was a hug party*

Thomas:

Thomas: WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW???

First day at the Shadowhunter Academy

Matthew: Hey. I don’t think we’ve met. I’m Matthew.

James: Hi. I’m disgusted.

Alastair: Damn right, I'm pretty

Matthew: I said "petty"

Christopher: People tell me I have a unique way to lighting up a room.

Thomas: That's called arson and those people are witnesses.

Lucie: I'm going into the kitchen, want anything?

Matthew: Vodka

Lucie: It's 7 in the morning??

Matthew: ...

Matthew: with toast.

Alastair: Thomas, can you forgive me? Matthew forgave me.

Matthew, angry: Yeah, I can't wait for you to fall asleep tonight.

James: Where is Matthew?

Thomas: Well, apparently Matthew won a big award...

James: Nice try. The only person who'd believe that would be Matthew.

Christopher: He's in jail!

Thomas: Kit, what did I say?

Christopher: That it was only a matter of time?

Thomas, blushing: Okay, no, didn't say THAT.

Will: How about have a seat? Maybe you'd like a glass of water?

Matthew: Anything with a little more kick?

Will: Seriously, Matthew, you're in my office.

Matthew: You're right. I don't know what I was thinking-

Will, pouring whisky in two glasses: You want ice, you're out of luck.

Matthew*flinging himself into a chair*: I wanna punch something.

James: Why? What happened?

Matthew: Why can't I just be angry at the world?

James: ...

Matthew: I just saw that rat Alistair.

~From the diary of Lucie Herondale~

Dear Celia,

Cruel prince James tried to catch a duck in the park. The duck was a faerie in disguise. Now Cruel prince James is eternally in love with the duck faerie. Papa is horrified and mama is trying to stop James from kissing every duck he sees.

I think it's funny.

I don't know about y'all but girls who does necromancy>>>>>>>>

Petition to make Dancing with your ghost by Sasha Sloan Jesse×Lucie ship song 👉👈

James: I have no one who cares for me.

Matthew: I--

James: I don't know if someone even loves me.

Cordelia: But--

James: I am just gonna drink my sadness away now.

Magnus*groaning*: Not again.

Kudos to Will and Tessa for naming their child after a fictional character.

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

🕯️ Manifesting 🕯️

🕯️ Happily Ever After for 🕯️

🕯️ Matthew 🕯️

🕯️ Fairchild 🕯️

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

Who's the hottest tsc character and why is it James Herondale.

*Will and Tessa finding Jesse and Lucie making out on the balcony*

Tessa*shocked*: Is that our Lucie?

Will: It is our Lucie!

Tessa: With a young man. On the balcony.

Will*proudly*: Well. At least one of our children is carrying out our legacy.

Tessa: Will!!

Jesse: Lucie what are you doing?

Lucie: I have a fabulous idea for the beautiful Cordelia.

Jesse: It's 3am.

Lucie*stops writing*: So?

Chain of iron spoiler

Alistair: I am very cruel.

Thomas: Umhmm.

Alistair: I hate the whole world.

Thomas: Uh huh.

Alistair: I will never love anyone ever!

Thomas: Honey you are currently lying in my lap.

Alistair*in a small voice*: I like it here okay!

Jesse: Luce?

Lucie*staring at Jesse*:...

Jesse: Lucie?

Lucie: Yeah?

Jesse: Why are you looking at me like that?

Lucie: I-- Oh it's- it's for my story. A writer must pay attention to everything closely.

Lucie*leaning forward*: Very closely.

Too bad everyone is hyping up over shadow and bone now i gotta hype up over chain of iron alone which is coming out in 3 freaking days!!

Why do i gotta do everything on my own. *sigh*

Will: So you are saying it was the ducks.

young Lucie: Definitely.

Tessa: Brandishing swords you say?

Lucie: uh huh. Big ones.

Will: I knew those bloodthirsty little beasts would do that.

Tessa: So you didn't exactly break the vase.

James*panicking*: No mama Lucie didn't trip while telling me her story about cruel pince james and broke it!

Lucie*stomping on James feet*: James was the one who called the ducks!! He screamed 'Ducks embrace me as your king!'

Will*laughing and picking Lucie up*: Very Bad cruel prince James I shall toss you out of the house.

After cp2

Cecily; Babe you got a crush on me? That’s embarrasing

Gabriel: We are married

Cecily: Still

😂😂😂😂😂 tbh Cecily and Gabriel's relationship is best. Like she's a herondale and Gabriel is still Gabriel so imagine😂

I'm assuming it's @autumnangel20 so thank youuu 🥰🥰🥰

Seriously I can't get enough of these characters ever!!!

Update: ok who is this this time??

Update: 2 of the ppl r out now who's it again😂😂

@sarcasticmii @tscsocfantasywoofwoofwoof @claritycarstairs @dustandshadowsworld

Will: It's okay you idiot. Everything will be alright.

Will*to himself*: I know. I know.

Jem: How long has this been going on?

Tessa: I just said he needs to get over his fear of duck.

Will: Oh I see light!! Is that heaven?

What do you mean the sky isn't purple. Are you implying Will lied to me???

Jem: What are doing lying there on the floor like that?

Will: I am trying to figure out the purpose of my existence.

Jem:...

Will: And I'm also drunk.

Jem: That's water.

Cecily: Wow. He clearly has gotten more dramatic.

Tessa: Will you can stop now.

Will: But Tess that bloody Gabriel Lightworm called me dramatic!!

Tessa: Stop crying for angel's sake.