Matthew: looks Over At James Poke

Matthew: *looks over at James* Poke

James: *without looking up from his book* Poke

Matthew: Poke *pokes James on his cheek*

James: Poke *pokes Matthew on the arm*

Matthew: Poke!

James: Poke!

Matthew: POKE

James: POKE

*a poke war ensues that somehow ends up on the floor with Christopher on top thinking it was a hug party*

Thomas:

Thomas: WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW???

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4 years ago

Matthew: I would walk through fire for the Merry Thieves!

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

i love how jessamine, despite being a prisoner of the silent city and terrified, still had it in her to sass tessa's fashion sense and the fact that she was making out with jem in the carriage. she's still kind of the best for that even if she's generally terrible.

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4 years ago

Will: How about have a seat? Maybe you'd like a glass of water?

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4 years ago

Cordelia: Why are you lying on the floor?

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Cordelia: Oh-

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4 years ago

James: For the millionth time, Cordelia and I are just friends.

Lucie: *sneezes*

Lucie: Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

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3 years ago

Will: Tess! Let me buy this big teddy bear for you!

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Will: Aww, what’d you name it?

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Okay, I'm going to say this once and for all,

Kit Herondale is canonically bisexual! He is attracted to both girls and boys.

If I see YET ANOTHER comment on "iT's nOt hIs GiRlfrIenD bUt bOyfrieNd!!" I'll scream.

It's possible that Kit may have a boyfriend that Tessa is unaware of, BUT it is also possible for Kit to have a girlfriend.

BUT CAN Y'ALL PLEASE STOP STRAIGHT-WASHING KIT OR HATING ON HIS POTENTIAL GIRLFRIEND??

If this isn't biphobia, I don't know what is!

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4 years ago

Gabriel: Has anyone seen my wife?

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3 years ago

Zara: What would you do if I was murdered?

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