James: Where Is Matthew?

James: Where is Matthew?

Thomas: Well, apparently Matthew won a big award...

James: Nice try. The only person who'd believe that would be Matthew.

Christopher: He's in jail!

Thomas: Kit, what did I say?

Christopher: That it was only a matter of time?

Thomas, blushing: Okay, no, didn't say THAT.

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Imagine not praying to James Carstairs every night... couldn't be me 🙏🏼

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4 years ago

Alastair: When I die, you’re going to piss on my grave, aren’t you?

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4 years ago

Charlotte: So, what do you think?

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Will: If anyone gives you any trouble, just tell them the fish don’t come knocking twice.

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lasthourstid

5 years ago

Alastair: Something tells me Matthew isn't crazy about me.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

I can't believe we all fogot about this

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4 years ago

Diego: Yesterday my fiancée Zara cheated on me with my best friend Manuel.

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lasthourstid

5 years ago

Will: If I had a son I want him to be like Matthew.

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