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*shopping for their new home*

Jack: We have plates already!

Davey: We have three non-matching plastic plates that Race stole from various Cracker Barrels.

Jack: They’re microwave and dishwasher safe.

Movie theater: Please silence your phones.

Elmer, who hasn’t taken his phone off vibrate since 2012: *double checks*

Specs: I heard you like bad boys.

Specs: Well I’m bad at everything.

Specs: *winks with both eyes*

Crutchie: *on the walkie-talkie* The trapper base is heavily guarded by attack dogs!

Davey: That’s bad.

Crutchie: Negative, they’re good boys.

Race: *sobbing on the ground* I ruin everything I touch!

Crutchie: Not everything.

Jack: Yeah, Crutchie was broken well before you came along!

Elmer: 911. Hey I hate to be “that guy” but I glued myself to the ceiling again.

Reblog if you would be comfortable living in a dormitory with an openly transgender or intersex individual. We’re working on a campaign for gender neutral housing and we could use your support.

👏🏼Screw 👏🏼Ace 👏🏼Phobia

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

Reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they're curious about.

reblog and put in the tags: your star sign, a song that you’ve been listening to a lot lately, your favourite colour, your thoughts on cows, and your favourite season!

And there are no experts so they find the closest thing. They find a man and he goes “I once saw someone write a book in a year” and we’re like “yeah, everyone’s seen someone write a book in a year!”

But this is an AUTHOR loose in a WORD PROCESSOR

I love the ambiguity of the term ‘WIP’. Is it a project in it’s third draft? A final draft being queried? An idea I came up with six months ago and haven’t written anything about yet? You don’t know. Nobody knows. 

Thanks for tagging me @archery-anon !!!

@its-romeo-binches @i-need-more-sleepzzz @thatenglishmuff @irlkingofnewyork @bottlealleytotheharbor @timetogoslumming @ anyone else who wants to!

Find your match: tag game

Hi lovesies, I kinda had an idea, after taking this test I found on @matstegen blog, about Creative Types.

So, I found out that, out of the eight possible creative personalities, I’m a thinker (the description totally suits me, btw lol). And I thought “How cool would it be if among my lovely mutuals I could find the other seven personalities that match and complete mine?”

So here I am, starting this ‘tag game’…

Rules:

Take the test

Reblog this post with what type you got

Tag 7 mutuals to do the same!

Let’s find our matches people!

I’m tagging: @sweetgcreature @its-a-metephor-brian @bohemiandelilah @gottabecool-relax @instantezra @radio-ha-ha @littledarlingwellaway cause they are my squad, but if you want to try and do this, you’re more than welcome!

Xx 💖

PS: my matches would be Adventurer and Visionary

Reblog if it’s ok for your mutuals to just send you posts they think you’d like or talk to you about random parts of their day

All you gotta do is sign 💖

"Suddenly, I'm Respectable" By rainbowblue13 on Ao3 is the story you were looking for. I read that and IMMEDIATELY knew which one you ment so I went on a quest to find it and I did! Enjoy!

THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH YOU ARE NOW THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WE HAVE TO GET MARRIED ❤️🧡💛💚💜💕💞💓💝💖💗

"Suddenly, I'm Respectable" By rainbowblue13 on Ao3 is the story you were looking for. I read that and IMMEDIATELY knew which one you ment so I went on a quest to find it and I did! Enjoy!

THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH YOU ARE NOW THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WE HAVE TO GET MARRIED ❤️🧡💛💚💜💕💞💓💝💖💗

HEY FUN CHALLENGE

reblog this if u agree triggering people is wrong, even if you don’t think their trigger is ‘that bad’/real/valid in your (wrong) opinion.

So I usually don’t do things like this but it’s been like a year and I’m desperate sooooo...

Does anyone know the name of the newsies fic where Race is like actually a genius and Davey starts tearing his intelligence and he’s really good at probability which is why he’s so good at gambling but the when Davey confronts him about he says he doesn’t want to be super smart cause he doesn’t want to be different and stuff?!?!?!

Because I’ve been trying to find it for a while and I’m having terrible luck.

*Jack after following a Bob Ross tutorial with only audio*

Jack: *sees Bob’s painting*

Jack: Hey, mine’s like his, but shit!

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

Anyone who does not reblog this is an idiot.

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

Do not keep scrolling

Go and block me instead.

I don’t care if you see this from me or someone else. Go to my blog and block me so we never accidentally cross paths

Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!

This just made my day!

@fakenewsies @i-need-more-sleepzzz @thatenglishmuff @anyone one else should might enjoy this too :)

this picrew lets you make a terrarium and i’m literally obsessed

tagging @catfishingmorales​ @maxlordd​ @aerynwrites​ @ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa​ @interwebseriesfan24​ @mostly-megan​ @hdlynn​ to make a lil terrarium too c:

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Yay!!!❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❣️💕💞💓💗💖💘💝

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

I’ll accept your love if you accept mine and also you’re now my very bestest friend 💕💞💕

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

Clearly you’re mistaken cuz you’re definitely the cutest and the bestest and the most amazing and the sweetest and the awesomest and the smartest and I love you 💕 💕💕

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

There’s no one better than you 💜💜💜

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

If this was a competition I would have probably lost already because I don’t have much motivation. But when it comes to showing love, BEING IT ON

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

I don’t lose. Especially when showing affection

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?