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Imagine Andrew Minyard and everything is the same but he has a bearded dragon in Fox Tower who he loves and takes care of so well

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I'm trying to distract myself from The Horrors so please ask me literally anything I beg of you

I love seeing a meme and being like oh, tumblrs going to love this one

babe. I know we’re all going thru a lot rn but I just wanna give u the heads up that sesame streets future is in jeopardy. hbo has chosen not to renew it for new episodes (a series that has been going since 1969) and the residents of 123 Sesame Street no longer have a home :(

honestly, we should've known andrew was fast before tsc. when riko appears on kathy's show, neil sees andrew being held back. but the important piece of information is the reason neil looked in the first place. he heard a crash. presumably this sound came from renee sitting on andrew, which would really only cause a sound if he was already in the process of getting up. andrew minyard clocked riko faster than anyone and was already moving before anyone else could react.

my pronouns are she/they because I'll never be him (seth gordon)

Can they flirt, aftg edition

Andrew: can but hates it. Makes him feel desperate. Also the man of his dreams registered none of it and literally only responded to Andrew being a weirdo so clearly it's all a scam.

Dan: yes, but can't see it as more than an act for when you want to get into someone's pants. Makes life hell for Matt before they start dating. Makes life *very fun* once they do.

Allison: absolutely. Does not respect any man who falls for it.

Matt: learned from watching guys try to flirt with his mom and her boxing friends, so his tactics are somewhat...demographically skewed. Eats shit when trying to romance Dan.

Aaron: Contrary to what second-hand accounts may tell us, this man is oozing charisma. Med student jock who goes to therapy, it's the whole package. If he were nine inches taller he would be the main character.

Nicky: bagged a man with high school-level grasp of his language. Raised two teens on a bartender salary. The results speak for themselves.

Kevin: nope. This man is fake as hell, star factor is doing alllllll the heavy lifting here. Unless you're as obsessed with exy as he is, in which case you're liable to confuse his attention *on* you with attention *to* you. Many have fallen victim to this effect. There is no support group.

Seth: chernobyl-level "you could fix me" aura

Renee: you're not sure if she's flirting or just being nice. Your friends are no help. Her friends seem to have a monetary incentive in the answer and can't be trusted. Your best shot might literally be praying for mercy.

Neil: ITS A TRAP HE'S STEALING YOUR WALLET

I've been inspired. Here are vape flavors (and brands) seth gordon would like and a couple he wouldn't:

He likes all green/sour apple flavors. doesn't matter the brand, geek bar, elfbar, that one time he tried a stlth bar from a canadian, he likes them all

He enjoys citrus flavors too, as long as they aren't too sweet. His personal favorite is a lime berry orange geek bar pulse x. He thinks it's just the right amount of sweet but it still tastes good

Can't stand cotton candy. Thinks it tastes like straight sugar and smells sickly sweet, like covering up bo with perfume

Isn't the hugest fan of other sweets flavors, but he can handle the blue razz ice geek bar skyview as long as it stays on soft or normal. none of that pulse shit or the flavors too strong

is a geek bar lover at heart. yeah he'll buy a different brand if he has to (usually an elfbar or a juul at the gas station if he's desperate) but his heart lies with geek bars. got excited when they started getting screens that light up and have cool shit because, well duh. pretends he doesn't care that much but he follows their releases

@codename-adler this ones for you pookie

I just know he would've loved a sour apple ice geek bar pulse x but he'd settle for a skyview if he had to

rip seth Gordan, you would've loved 50 mg green apple ice vape juice

tumblr please stop telling me to kill mice with mylar balloons. I don't have a mouse problem. and if I did I would use wd40

Hot take: Neil Josten is not an unreliable narrator, and every reason people who thinks he is is because of his personality and the way the books are written. aftg is written in third person limited. so of course if Neil isn't paying attention to something or doesn't care about it, that piece of info won't be included. But that's just the nature of that point of view. that doesn't make him an unreliable narrator, that makes him human, with priorities and goals. the only part that could be unreliable is that he chooses to actively not think about things, therefore depriving the audience of key information. like his actual name, his natural looks, etc. though once again, I'm not sure this makes him unreliable, I think it makes him human. people don't tend to think about things they don't like about themselves or their loves, so it stands to reason that those pieces of info would be omitted from the narrative. because in the end, even though it's written in third person, it's still Neil's thoughts and it's still him telling the story.

you shouldn't ask your provider how much of a prescription you can pick up at one time. and you definitely shouldn't ask if you can refill a prescription before the precious one is fully used. and you definitely, under no circumstances ever, should tell your insurance you're going on an extended vacation/study abroad/new job opportunity out of the country, which would mean you would need your prescription to contain more to be picked up at once, which would also make it covered as normal by your insurance. you should not do any of this because it's insurance fraud and illegal and in our perfect country with our perfect government and perfect justice system, we don't need to so things like that.

just a list of things to not think about in the next month or so.

i mean this in the meanest way possible, if you as a leftist, in an attempt to 'punish' the democrats, either didn't vote or voted for a third party, go fuck yourself. you chose your own self righteousness over actually doing good.

you'll never guess who's back.

I'm on a love train it seems.

@starsandgutters please im begging you don't get hit by a 2016 red F250 while walking by a slightly larger than average body of water where your body will inevitably be taken by a midsized bird of prey. I live only for your humor and quality without it I shall wither from this world, saying my farewells like a victorian child asking to see the garden one last time as I know I will not make it to harvest, let alone next blooming season.

you, know what while I'm at it, I hope everyone doing the socmed au is getting good useful and cheap healthcare and affordable and desirable groceries

(apparently off the top of my head I can only remember @codename-adler @kevinsdsy and @minyard-05 so tag anyone else you think of ( also adler thank you so much for being on the himbo seth gordon train you have healed me from all my mental wounds))

help I've fallen (willfully tumbled) down a rabbit hole (fem andreil/ trans aftg) and can't (refuse to) get up

anyways thanks to @togemythia and @neilsdimples for single (double??) handedly fueling my abysmal sleep patterns

listen. aging into your thirties rocks. yes your joints get a little creaky. yes you can’t sleep in a pretzel on the floor anymore after a concert or a convention. and you lose some friends. but the thing is that you sort out who your real friends are and you sort out who you really are. and you get to see your friends settling into careers they like, and adopt new dogs and cats, and you find a job you can stand, and get really good at arts and crafts, and maybe that book you loved as a kid gets a movie deal and it doesn’t suck, and you learn to like new food and bake your own bread, and you realize that the great portfolio of self harm scars you all used to curate are going white with age and not updated, and half your friends are a different gender now and so much happier and maybe you are too, and you know who you are, and that it’s a journey and not a revelation. it’s a direction you’re headed, and you’re enjoying the trip.

reaching your 30′s rocks. and i’m hearing good things about what comes next, too.

your friends think about you, y'know? they smile and think about goofy shit you've said. they pray for you. they smell your perfume in a shop and think of you fondly. they tell anecdotes involving you to strangers and friends. they remember the way you hug or bite or high five and want to repeat it with you. they love you. i promise.

Anti-voting rhetoric will be the death of the left. Literally.

Not a single fucking Republican voted to protect roe. It was fucking overturned in the first place bc trump got three Supreme Court appointments.

Every fucking thing wrong in this country is almost certainly the result of Republicans being in power. In 2020, Texas cut half of the polling places in black neighborhoods, and doubled them in white ones, regardless of population. It was Republicans bitching about mail in voting, and constantly, constantly fearmonger about voter fraud. Literally, their platform is about making civil rights harder to practice.

Would you like to know why? It’s because Republican politicians know better than anyone that higher voter participation means higher republican loss.

But what do I see from the online left, champions of the oppressed?

“Voting doesn’t do anything, the parties are the same, the system is rigged, etc, etc”

Don’t sit here and tell me you give a fuck about marginalized people if you aren’t ready to march your ass to the voting booth and vote out the party actively stripping their rights away.

Protest, donate, community build, unionize, and vote, vote, vote.

By the time direct action is the only option, it will be too fucking late.

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!