👏🏼Screw 👏🏼Ace 👏🏼Phobia

listen. aging into your thirties rocks. yes your joints get a little creaky. yes you can’t sleep in a pretzel on the floor anymore after a concert or a convention. and you lose some friends. but the thing is that you sort out who your real friends are and you sort out who you really are. and you get to see your friends settling into careers they like, and adopt new dogs and cats, and you find a job you can stand, and get really good at arts and crafts, and maybe that book you loved as a kid gets a movie deal and it doesn’t suck, and you learn to like new food and bake your own bread, and you realize that the great portfolio of self harm scars you all used to curate are going white with age and not updated, and half your friends are a different gender now and so much happier and maybe you are too, and you know who you are, and that it’s a journey and not a revelation. it’s a direction you’re headed, and you’re enjoying the trip.

reaching your 30′s rocks. and i’m hearing good things about what comes next, too.

Jack: Have you seen Spot?

Davey: Who?

Jack: Short, strong, runs Brooklyn?

Davey: …

Jack: Looks like if Sunday was a person?

Davey: Oh yeah! He just left!

I'm not afraid of bi people (that's what biphobia is by the way. Phobia means fear not hate) I also don't hate them. I hate you because you're personality and because you can't accept people different from you. I hate you because you have just told me and my 10 year old sister and my neighbor and 3 kids I train that they aren't valid. I hate you specifically NOT becuase you're bisexual. Becuase I couldn't care less what you're sexuality is. I hate you becuase your head is so far up you're ass you don't know how horrific you sound and it makes me and a whole lot of other people sick that people like you exist. That people like you, who blatantly hate people for no reason, exist. So no I'm not biphobic and I don't hate bi people. I hate you becuase of your personality. Funny

Pansexual does not mean I have erased your gender identity. If you think that then you ha e no place to speak. Also bisexual does not always mean all encompassing. Bi means 2, so although it can be all encompassing it can also be quantifiable, meaning you can limit it as well. Pansexual mean all. This means that I love you're personality, which most people don't just fall in love based on looks anyways. But it doesn't mean I've erased you're gender identity. (1/2)

Please be quiet. I’m tired of you and your biphobia.

When did I say that. Quote the exact line where I said "gay men and straight women can't be gay or straight if they are in love with a trans or nonbinary person". Becuase I don't remember typing that line previously but I have adhd so maybe I forgot.

Also you don't speak for all bisexual people either. Hop off your high horse and rein yourself in.

Also mby saying these things you are saying that you believe sexuality is a choice and that pan people are choosing to be "misguided". Which by the way makes you sound like a conservative catholic talking to an LGBTQ+ person. Sexuality is not a choice. SEXUALITY IS NOT A CHOICE. just because you're angry that people dont agree with you doesn't mean you can tear down a group of people. that makes you an asshole. And no one likes a asshole.

They are bisexuals in nature and pansexual by choice. Image if people made a new sexuality based on their attraction to trans men. The difference is they are attracted to All Men or Men’s personality. Not their GENITALIA ~~~. Hear how bad that sounds?

you, know what while I'm at it, I hope everyone doing the socmed au is getting good useful and cheap healthcare and affordable and desirable groceries

(apparently off the top of my head I can only remember @codename-adler @kevinsdsy and @minyard-05 so tag anyone else you think of ( also adler thank you so much for being on the himbo seth gordon train you have healed me from all my mental wounds))

This just made my day!

@fakenewsies @i-need-more-sleepzzz @thatenglishmuff @anyone one else should might enjoy this too :)

this picrew lets you make a terrarium and i’m literally obsessed

tagging @catfishingmorales​ @maxlordd​ @aerynwrites​ @ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa​ @interwebseriesfan24​ @mostly-megan​ @hdlynn​ to make a lil terrarium too c:

*Jack after following a Bob Ross tutorial with only audio*

Jack: *sees Bob’s painting*

Jack: Hey, mine’s like his, but shit!

Davey: Racetrack, if you’re reading this…

Jack: Can Race read?

Davey: Albert, if you’re reading this to Racetrack…

Jack: Can Albert read?

Davey:…

Davey: Spot-

I just know he would've loved a sour apple ice geek bar pulse x but he'd settle for a skyview if he had to

rip seth Gordan, you would've loved 50 mg green apple ice vape juice