Elmer: 911. Hey I Hate To Be “that Guy” But I Glued Myself To The Ceiling Again.

Race: Spot isn't an asshole. He just...doesn't place much stock in politeness

If this was a competition I would have probably lost already because I don’t have much motivation. But when it comes to showing love, BEING IT ON

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

good parents dont hit their children. good parents dont touch their children inappropriately. good parents dont scream at their children. good parents dont manipulate their children. good parents dont imprison their children at home. good parents dont threaten their children. good parents dont starve their children. good parents dont harass their children.

good parents do not abuse their children.

reblog and put in the tags: your star sign, a song that you’ve been listening to a lot lately, your favourite colour, your thoughts on cows, and your favourite season!

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

Spot: When you share really personal shit about yourself and it’s fine in the moment and you feel good but then a few hours later you’re like “why did I say that?!?!” And your brain is literally flickering the lights on and off saying “Welcome to hell!!! Welcome to hell!!!”

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

When did I say that. Quote the exact line where I said "gay men and straight women can't be gay or straight if they are in love with a trans or nonbinary person". Becuase I don't remember typing that line previously but I have adhd so maybe I forgot.

Also you don't speak for all bisexual people either. Hop off your high horse and rein yourself in.

Also mby saying these things you are saying that you believe sexuality is a choice and that pan people are choosing to be "misguided". Which by the way makes you sound like a conservative catholic talking to an LGBTQ+ person. Sexuality is not a choice. SEXUALITY IS NOT A CHOICE. just because you're angry that people dont agree with you doesn't mean you can tear down a group of people. that makes you an asshole. And no one likes a asshole.

They are bisexuals in nature and pansexual by choice. Image if people made a new sexuality based on their attraction to trans men. The difference is they are attracted to All Men or Men’s personality. Not their GENITALIA ~~~. Hear how bad that sounds?

Unmute !