Reblog If You Would Be Comfortable Living In A Dormitory With An Openly Transgender Or Intersex Individual.

Davey: Did you finish the last of the powdered doughnuts?

Spot *mouth full*: No

Davey: What’s on your face

Spot: Cocaine

help I've fallen (willfully tumbled) down a rabbit hole (fem andreil/ trans aftg) and can't (refuse to) get up

anyways thanks to @togemythia and @neilsdimples for single (double??) handedly fueling my abysmal sleep patterns

*Race, Albert, and Jojo outside of the Brooklyn lodge*

Jojo: This is a bad idea, we shouldn’t have come here without asking.

Race: It’s fine.

Albert: Yeah, haven’t you heard of safety in numbers?

Jojo: There’s also death in numbers Albert! It’s called a massacre!

I love seeing a meme and being like oh, tumblrs going to love this one

you shouldn't ask your provider how much of a prescription you can pick up at one time. and you definitely shouldn't ask if you can refill a prescription before the precious one is fully used. and you definitely, under no circumstances ever, should tell your insurance you're going on an extended vacation/study abroad/new job opportunity out of the country, which would mean you would need your prescription to contain more to be picked up at once, which would also make it covered as normal by your insurance. you should not do any of this because it's insurance fraud and illegal and in our perfect country with our perfect government and perfect justice system, we don't need to so things like that.

just a list of things to not think about in the next month or so.

Spot: When you share really personal shit about yourself and it’s fine in the moment and you feel good but then a few hours later you’re like “why did I say that?!?!” And your brain is literally flickering the lights on and off saying “Welcome to hell!!! Welcome to hell!!!”

I- Yes. I love squirmels

reblog this if you want a random newsie to try to sell you a worm on a string.

Clearly you’re mistaken cuz you’re definitely the cutest and the bestest and the most amazing and the sweetest and the awesomest and the smartest and I love you 💕 💕💕

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing

Race: Spot isn't an asshole. He just...doesn't place much stock in politeness