HEY FUN CHALLENGE

Reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they're curious about.

Race: See ya later, alligator!

Spot: Doubt that, sewer rat.

I just know he would've loved a sour apple ice geek bar pulse x but he'd settle for a skyview if he had to

rip seth Gordan, you would've loved 50 mg green apple ice vape juice

Albert: I wish my name was Brad so I could be 75% rad

But now I feel bad that I’ve made you feel bad which will make Finch (my hermit crab) feel bad and then everyone will feel bad so you legally can’t feel bad now

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

"this too shall pass" well can it fucking get on with it

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

I literally laughed so hard I choked 🤣🤣🤣

@kazoosies Can I get the official kazoosies stamp of approval or is this just sin?

“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!