Albert: I Wish My Name Was Brad So I Could Be 75% Rad

New ask meme: send in your headcanons about me 💌

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(I COULDN'T REMEMBER IF I SENT U THE WORM SO IF I DIDN'T HERE U GO IF I DID POGGERS U HAVE TWO NOW)

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good parents dont hit their children. good parents dont touch their children inappropriately. good parents dont scream at their children. good parents dont manipulate their children. good parents dont imprison their children at home. good parents dont threaten their children. good parents dont starve their children. good parents dont harass their children.

good parents do not abuse their children.

Today is the only day you can reblog this

please help me escape an abusive mother

i feel so absolutely terrible asking for donations, but my situation is getting worse by the day and there’s only so much i can do

i’m a 24 year old latino trans man in new york. i suffer from clinical depression, an anxiety disorder, and bpd - as well as several physical health problems such as a compromised immune system (celiac disease) and chronic migraines.

despite my compromised immune system i work part time (i’m an essential worker) but i make very little due to few hours.  i’ve lived with my mother for my whole life and she has always been incredibly emotionally and verbally abusive. since the start of the covid-19 pandemic, her treatment of me has become something i am unable to tolerate without shutting down. i’m at the point where it’s hard to function. each day is a battle with her that leaves me wondering if suicide is the only way out. she’s begun wildly gaslighting me and triggering shutdowns and dissociation. i’m so tired from both work and doing everything for her + my emotional exhaustion that i can sleep all day (and i do).

i have actually started a profile for affordable living for my boyfriend and i today, but nyc affordable living is a lottery you must apply for. my boyfriend is also a trans man and lives out of state, but was put out of work by the pandemic. his home life is also not ideal. at this moment in time, neither of us have the savings or income to even apply for housing. all that i know is, my mother is telling me i need to leave asap.

please, if you can, donate to help me, my boyfriend @dadbodsarehot​, and my pet rescue duck into a better and safer situation. i didn’t know where else to turn. 

you can send any donations here (my paypal.me is under my witchcraft business’ name).

you can also contact me directly for $5 tarot readings or $10 astral readings. if you are interested in spirit/entity companionship, you can also join my shop discord and browse the spirits i have available for binding. it currently gets next to no business.

please reblog this if you can’t donate. thank you so much, everyone.

here’s a picture of my duck, paz, to make you smile (you may have seen her around social media)

*by the docks*

Spot: Status is it's a boat and it's missing. Status on you is you're annoying and I wish you were missing

Spot: I refuse to answer your calls and only your calls.

Jack: Seriously?

Spot: Seriously.

Spot: Race calls? I answer. Davey calls? I answer. You call? I throw my phone away as far as I can.

Jack: So only about a foot then?

Spot: This is why I don't answer your calls.

Update: I slowed down only a little bit and now my lip is busted and my forehead is bruised. I’m gonna do it again and not slow down

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

HEY FUN CHALLENGE

reblog this if u agree triggering people is wrong, even if you don’t think their trigger is ‘that bad’/real/valid in your (wrong) opinion.