Spot: I Refuse To Answer Your Calls And Only Your Calls.

Spot: I refuse to answer your calls and only your calls.

Jack: Seriously?

Spot: Seriously.

Spot: Race calls? I answer. Davey calls? I answer. You call? I throw my phone away as far as I can.

Jack: So only about a foot then?

Spot: This is why I don't answer your calls.

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1 year ago

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

4 years ago

Jack: If I had to pinpoint my biggest flaw, it would probably be me


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6 months ago

I just know he would've loved a sour apple ice geek bar pulse x but he'd settle for a skyview if he had to

Rip Seth Gordan, You Would've Loved 50 Mg Green Apple Ice Vape Juice

rip seth Gordan, you would've loved 50 mg green apple ice vape juice


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7 months ago

you, know what while I'm at it, I hope everyone doing the socmed au is getting good useful and cheap healthcare and affordable and desirable groceries

(apparently off the top of my head I can only remember @codename-adler @kevinsdsy and @minyard-05 so tag anyone else you think of ( also adler thank you so much for being on the himbo seth gordon train you have healed me from all my mental wounds))


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4 years ago

8- 12th Night

9- Romeo and Juliet

10- Macbeth

11- Hamlet

12- it depends if you take AP Lit or AP Lang

I’m in honors so this would change for the regualr classes

Edit: so apparently I can take AP Lang junior year, and we don't read any shakespeare, so, fun

For science:

I’d like to see which Shakespeare plays people were required to read in high school (not that you chose to read, but ones that were actually assigned and discussed), so reblog or comment!

4 years ago

I just told my trans Male friend this and his words were: "that actually sounds pretty nice. Can you imagine someone looking at you and saying 'I love you' and I say 'but I have a vagina' and they say 'I love you anyways'. Why would I want someone attracted to my genitalia? That's just weird."

-Alex 2020

So yeah, why would it be bad to not like someone based on their genatalia. Attraction should not be based solely on genatalia. Because by that standard you're telling trans men that gay men can't love them if they have a vagina.

Hear how bad that sounds?

Also mby saying these things you are saying that you believe sexuality is a choice and that pan people are choosing to be "misguided". Which by the way makes you sound like a conservative catholic talking to an LGBTQ+ person. Sexuality is not a choice. SEXUALITY IS NOT A CHOICE. just because you're angry that people dont agree with you doesn't mean you can tear down a group of people. that makes you an asshole. And no one likes a asshole.

They are bisexuals in nature and pansexual by choice. Image if people made a new sexuality based on their attraction to trans men. The difference is they are attracted to All Men or Men’s personality. Not their GENITALIA ~~~. Hear how bad that sounds?

4 years ago

Race: I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient and I’ll get to you shortly


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4 years ago

Race: Try to look good for the cameras okay?

Spot: The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.


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4 years ago

Fine I accept the deal. Now I have to go tell Finch to stop feeling bad, he hasn’t learned to read yet

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

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