Today Is The Only Day You Can Reblog This

Jack: I've got step by step instructions on leading Manhattan under my bed. Even a monkey could follow it.

Davey looking at Race shoving pretzel sticks up his nose: Good cause we got one of those.

please help me escape an abusive mother

i feel so absolutely terrible asking for donations, but my situation is getting worse by the day and there’s only so much i can do

i’m a 24 year old latino trans man in new york. i suffer from clinical depression, an anxiety disorder, and bpd - as well as several physical health problems such as a compromised immune system (celiac disease) and chronic migraines.

despite my compromised immune system i work part time (i’m an essential worker) but i make very little due to few hours.  i’ve lived with my mother for my whole life and she has always been incredibly emotionally and verbally abusive. since the start of the covid-19 pandemic, her treatment of me has become something i am unable to tolerate without shutting down. i’m at the point where it’s hard to function. each day is a battle with her that leaves me wondering if suicide is the only way out. she’s begun wildly gaslighting me and triggering shutdowns and dissociation. i’m so tired from both work and doing everything for her + my emotional exhaustion that i can sleep all day (and i do).

i have actually started a profile for affordable living for my boyfriend and i today, but nyc affordable living is a lottery you must apply for. my boyfriend is also a trans man and lives out of state, but was put out of work by the pandemic. his home life is also not ideal. at this moment in time, neither of us have the savings or income to even apply for housing. all that i know is, my mother is telling me i need to leave asap.

please, if you can, donate to help me, my boyfriend @dadbodsarehot​, and my pet rescue duck into a better and safer situation. i didn’t know where else to turn. 

you can send any donations here (my paypal.me is under my witchcraft business’ name).

you can also contact me directly for $5 tarot readings or $10 astral readings. if you are interested in spirit/entity companionship, you can also join my shop discord and browse the spirits i have available for binding. it currently gets next to no business.

please reblog this if you can’t donate. thank you so much, everyone.

here’s a picture of my duck, paz, to make you smile (you may have seen her around social media)

Update: I slowed down only a little bit and now my lip is busted and my forehead is bruised. I’m gonna do it again and not slow down

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

Crutchie: *on the walkie-talkie* The trapper base is heavily guarded by attack dogs!

Davey: That’s bad.

Crutchie: Negative, they’re good boys.

Jack: So it turns out the answer to my problem wasn’t at the bottom of this pint of ice cream but the important thing is that I tried.

@fansie-on-a-mission thanks for the tag💜💜

to everyone i’m gonna tag, i love y’all with my whole heart and you make my days so much better just by being here!

@its-romeo-binches @irlkingofnewyork @i-need-more-sleepzzz @jewishdavidjacobs @pulitzers-world @narvaeztrash @newsiesasvines @newsiesxforever @n-o-o-s-i-e-s @asexualbert @agentsnickers @alberts-blue-rose @adrenaline-revolver

Tag game

somehow-i-got-an-account:

annoyed-almond-milk:

magnus-the-fabulous-entp-bane:

the-last-purple-dragon:

obsessedchildsworld:

writing-for-me-at-this-point:

rurichanx:

diavolosthots:

vicardi-the-fool:

marianaredwixi:

merrily-contrary:

animeappreciator:

thatyaoiwriter234:

fallencrowkarma:

figlasagna:

hornywrath:

diavohnomain:

saeyoungchoismaid:

sweet-sour-devil-ish:

Just tag lovely people who make your day better and maybe leave a message?

Tagging: @fellulahh @cigarettebreath666 @foxy-princess @majolishious​ @mankai-donuts​ @mahiihi​ @mammonslastbraincell​ @kermit-the-frogster​ @jellyroom​ @whatsupbeanie​ @worm-sy​ @demonboysandlotsoftoys​ @inb4belphienaps​ @beelspeepee​ @prideful-sins​ @shu-sakamaki​ @reijisama​ @yuma-mukami​ @kanato-sakamaki​  @saeyoungchoismaid​ @sasukelore​ @bitchiha​ @komori-beast​

You guys do make my day better, I love what you guys do and hope all of you are safe! 

You’re so sweet pls 🥺🤲❤️

Tagging my h°€$: @officialdevorak, @hornywrath, @hailstn, @abhorbit-h, @virtualmemmecollector, @diavohno, and all of my lovely followers 🤧❤️

awe babe, really? 🥺 thank u, I love u, I cherish u, mwuah

@hornywrath, @lord-diavolo, @saeyoungchoismaid, @sin-cosin-tan I love each of you so much, thank you all for being there for me and making me feel like I really have a place in the community ❤️ I’ve been somewhat dormant recently, and I apologize for not giving yall the daily love that you deserve, but I hope you know that you’ll always have a place in my heart

I LOVE U ;w;

tagging:

@satans-bowtie @tauxolouves @figlasagna (happy bday!!!) @austrianjello @beelsbreakfast @theaspers @rebsrebsrebsrebs @diavohno @lord-diavolo @hailstn @saeyoungchoismaid @asexualchaos @inb4belphienaps @daddydemus @mammonrights @lunar-mammon @reddskyy @fab-wolf-in-the-gloom @picturesquepoptarts @lethal-liability @artehell @3005jpg i love yall you make me smile so much it hurts sometimes 🥺💕

Waah thank you😭💛💛

Tagging: @lord-diavolo @austrianjello @hailstn @hornywrath @satans-bowtie @tauxolouves @smallwinterchild @yes-virtualcollectorofpeace @table-lamesa @fallencrowkarma @octofox @snowandseven (i see your art and it sparks joy in me✨) @obaby-me @canonlucidia @noosey-woosey @obaes @demonboysandlotsoftoys @demseijoh @demfandomswelove @lord-diavolo-is-watching @danieyells @ginmayo @moguanmountain @call-me-ala @mi-no-wa @flyin-2-brian @xdandelionxbloomx

Some of you are my friends and I text with you on daily basis. Some are artists that I love and respect. Others are just present on my dash and notes, and I smile everytime I see you.

Either way, I am glad I know you, and thank you so much for making my day better❤️

Oh my god ilysm😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

@mammonslastbraincell @octofox @wolfriver777 @thedemonstherapist @fandomtrashandmore @whenyouwantdeath @butter-beel @fellulahh @lovelyotakukitten @expn @laura-is-annoyed @amy-sensekai @music-and-animes-is-life @needyounow-love @lord-diavolo-is-watching @tiphaine-yushumi @ishouldprobablybeasleeprightnow @archi-uwu @lottsoluv @tokyosbubbletea @thatyaoiwriter234

@fallencrowkarma @boxbusiness @animeappreciator @mammonstoothbrush @muralov @majolishious @auarouse @astrablossom @saehyn @daddydemus @diavohno @avonyxx @biitterbatter @greedylilshit @otromeru @Obeyme @thehouseoflamentation @syazrock @smallroars1 @devildomz @fellulahh @capricorn-pixy-knight

Some of my favorite tumblrs 😀

Thank uuu 😍😘😢😊

@hellisheuphoria @merrily-contrary @mysticalphantussy @kiwicake11 @thatyaoiwriter234 @yume-xo @jellyroom @skipsayslip

ACK! I almost missed this! Thank you so much!

@tlali @thalfox @mammonmahna @xxqueenofeternityxx @johannakhalafalla @wakeupsunshineee @makeapactwithme @irlmammon @bigbyxred-lover @subtlehentai @slydew @marianaredwixi And aw crap I’m sure there’s so many more people I want to tag but I’ve been so out of it lately.

Gahhhh you’re so sweet!💖💖💖💖💖

@ranishoo @written-at-sea @ibelongtowrath @vicardi-the-fool @otomeman @softyswork @fellulahh

The people in this fandom are just so lovely. Thx all!

@nais-doodles @diavolosthots @diavolos-confession-chamber @misdrievus

@getlitaesthetic

Youre so cute 👉👈❤ @vicardi-the-fool you too make my day

Other people that make my day are @goblin-mxm @rurichanx @girafficpark1 @hotkira @rulerofnadia ❤❤❤

Aw, thank you so much for the tag!🥰

@fluffimemes @beelspeepee @obae-me @writing-for-me-at-this-point @mammonrights

Omg!!! ❤❤❤❤

Thank you for the tag Hon!

@ooooops-stuff @summertimelily90 @ohno-otome @obsessedchildsworld @killarkrossbow

AWWWW THANK YOU!!! 💜💜💜

@bluewolf1020 @hungarianator @writin-for-bnha @aceaine @sam-is-a-slimeball @the-last-purple-dragon @stressed-out-artist-jj @bugieeeee @incomplete-coincidence @peachy-strikes @arachne-gorgons-web

Thank you😭😭😭💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

@babyboybocchan @magnus-the-fabulous-entp-bane @mymyfangirlsidedontlie @queer–destroya @castheassbutt @soft-bumblebee

Thank you so much! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

Of course I have to tag you back @the-last-purple-dragon!

My Parabatai @tyrell-for-the-throne thank you for being here with me every day :)

My sweet lady of danger @adoptmesenpai, you lighten up my days so much and you are so amazing!

@emo-bi-mess thank you for being my friend on here! You are so great!

Shout out to all the people from the Cave People Cult! You all are amazing! (@themostawesomehuman @raccoon-dog-from-mercury @herondale-anxiety @brotherlipsmackariahs @justabsbutler @insane—chaos @bridgestocksariadne)

Other people who lighten up my life and I’m so glad to met them: @fairchild-squad @thanatosangels @annoyed-almond-milk @lesbianparamxre @sarcastic-one-liners-18 @disenchanted-killjoy @churchthecatismyspiritanimal @wildhvney @banesbitch @mark-blackthorn-bi-guy

Awe thank you 😊🥰

@somehow-i-got-an-account @krystal-prism @the-sociopathic-jacket @human-portalz @all of my mutuals whose names I’m blanking on now, y’all are amazing!!!

Ahh thank you so much, @annoyed-almond-milk you too!!

@taxicabinmemphis @letmebegaykaren @depressed-stressed-virgil @panpotterhead3000 @timburtonisdaddy @noodles-07 @snekboijanus @atlasistryingherbest and @ all my mutuals in general (sorry if I forgot to mention you I’m blanking on usernames) y'all are amazing mutuals and I love you so much

@briandthemoon @sokkable @official-lucifers-child @magpiemorality were not mutuals but your content is so amazing and makes my day so much better

You are so sweet, thank you so much for the tag! <3

I’ll tag @freckled-scarfy @shut-up-its-sonny @kawaiikat54 @thewritingwhovian @apiratefellinlovewithastar @yellowpaint-png @winterrose42 @evilback-wards @icequeen1315 @diduknowshinigamiloveapples @limitlesswind and all of my other lovely mutuals whose names I’m blanking on. Am tired, but I absolutely love and adore y'all!

Spot: When you share really personal shit about yourself and it’s fine in the moment and you feel good but then a few hours later you’re like “why did I say that?!?!” And your brain is literally flickering the lights on and off saying “Welcome to hell!!! Welcome to hell!!!”

how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me

Davey: It's about a kilometer away

Jack: I don't speak Canadian, how far is that?

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