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Happy New Year ~

And there are no experts so they find the closest thing. They find a man and he goes “I once saw someone write a book in a year” and we’re like “yeah, everyone’s seen someone write a book in a year!”

But this is an AUTHOR loose in a WORD PROCESSOR

I love the ambiguity of the term ‘WIP’. Is it a project in it’s third draft? A final draft being queried? An idea I came up with six months ago and haven’t written anything about yet? You don’t know. Nobody knows. 

Jack: If I had to pinpoint my biggest flaw, it would probably be me

Spot: I have the sharpest memory. Name one thing I’ve forgotten.

Race: You forgot me and Albert in the Walmart parking lot 3 days ago.

Spot: That was on purpose. Try again.

Spot to Jack: You have the facial structure of someone who’s been curb stomped

I don’t lose. Especially when showing affection

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

listen. aging into your thirties rocks. yes your joints get a little creaky. yes you can’t sleep in a pretzel on the floor anymore after a concert or a convention. and you lose some friends. but the thing is that you sort out who your real friends are and you sort out who you really are. and you get to see your friends settling into careers they like, and adopt new dogs and cats, and you find a job you can stand, and get really good at arts and crafts, and maybe that book you loved as a kid gets a movie deal and it doesn’t suck, and you learn to like new food and bake your own bread, and you realize that the great portfolio of self harm scars you all used to curate are going white with age and not updated, and half your friends are a different gender now and so much happier and maybe you are too, and you know who you are, and that it’s a journey and not a revelation. it’s a direction you’re headed, and you’re enjoying the trip.

reaching your 30′s rocks. and i’m hearing good things about what comes next, too.

This just made my day!

@fakenewsies @i-need-more-sleepzzz @thatenglishmuff @anyone one else should might enjoy this too :)

this picrew lets you make a terrarium and i’m literally obsessed

tagging @catfishingmorales​ @maxlordd​ @aerynwrites​ @ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa​ @interwebseriesfan24​ @mostly-megan​ @hdlynn​ to make a lil terrarium too c:

My freshman year attempt at the newsies jump. (the preschoolers next to us got excited after I was on the ground for a while)

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Thanks so much y’all!!!