Update: I Slowed Down Only A Little Bit And Now My Lip Is Busted And My Forehead Is Bruised. I’m Gonna

Race: I finally understand my anatomy.

Race: I have a big heart, a small bladder, and a small brain

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

Thanks @i-need-more-sleepzzz !!!

f - Fish and Chips by Grace Kelly and Leo P

a - A Musical (Something Rotten)

n - No Roots by Alice Merton

c - Church Bells by Carrie Underwood

y - YOUTH by Troy Sivan

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c - Carrying the Banner (Newsies)

l - Larger Than Life by Pinkzebra

a - Applause by Lady Gaga

m - Me and My Broken Heart by Rixton

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w - Whistle (While Your Work It) by Katy Tiz

i - If I Die Young by The Band Perry

t - Tonight Tonight by Hot Chelle Rae

h - Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani

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a - Afraid by the Neighborhood

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p - Partner in Crime (Tuck Everlasting)

o - Once and For All (Newsies)

y - Your Love is My Drug by Ke$ha

l - Lalala by Y2K and bbno$

e - Early Sunsets Over Monroeville by MCR

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i - Irresistible by Fall Out Boy

n - Nicest Kids in Town (Hairspray)

s - Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows by Lesley Gore

i - Immortals by Fall Out Boy

d- death bed by Powfu and beabadoobee

e - Eclipse by Pink Floyd

tags: @irlkingofnewyork @agentsnickers @gendistic42 @timetogoslumming @newsiesasvines @newsies-hit-da-streets and anyone else who wants to!!

(This took an hour from memory I hope you're satisfied 😂)

tagged by @kurtsiehummel!! thank !!

rules: spell out your url with song titles and tag 10 (ish) people.

v - vegas lights - panic! at the disco

i - i think we’re alone now - green day cover

o - oh noel - i don’t know how but they found me

l - lonely world - moses sumney

e - egg and soldiers - cosmo sheldrake

t - trying - cavetown

d - don’t bother calling - moses sumney

a - american attraction - anti-flag

n - nobody - hozier

d - death of a bachelor - panic! at the disco

e - everybody loves me - onerepublic

l - like real people do - hozier

i - if i were you - claud

o - on my own - tessa violet

n - not a phase - jessie paege

s - smoke signals - cavetown ft tessa violet

i’ve literally been waiting for someone to tag me in this cuz i love talking about my music taste djshfgkgj

tagging @cxsmospooks , @dragon-hair , @your-lover-crutchie , @luv-ya-hun , @crutchie-mcrris , @imqueerwitch , @joyfultimetravelbanana , @pickledcrofterss , @bisexual–mothman , and anyone else who wants to (y’all don’t have to do it if u don’t want to or if you’ve already done it lmao)

*At the doctor’s office*

Romeo: Any news?

Doctor: Just waiting for your x-ray.

Romeo: But I’ve never dated anyone named ray.

Doctor:

Doctor: And we might do a brain scan as well.

Can they flirt, aftg edition

Andrew: can but hates it. Makes him feel desperate. Also the man of his dreams registered none of it and literally only responded to Andrew being a weirdo so clearly it's all a scam.

Dan: yes, but can't see it as more than an act for when you want to get into someone's pants. Makes life hell for Matt before they start dating. Makes life *very fun* once they do.

Allison: absolutely. Does not respect any man who falls for it.

Matt: learned from watching guys try to flirt with his mom and her boxing friends, so his tactics are somewhat...demographically skewed. Eats shit when trying to romance Dan.

Aaron: Contrary to what second-hand accounts may tell us, this man is oozing charisma. Med student jock who goes to therapy, it's the whole package. If he were nine inches taller he would be the main character.

Nicky: bagged a man with high school-level grasp of his language. Raised two teens on a bartender salary. The results speak for themselves.

Kevin: nope. This man is fake as hell, star factor is doing alllllll the heavy lifting here. Unless you're as obsessed with exy as he is, in which case you're liable to confuse his attention *on* you with attention *to* you. Many have fallen victim to this effect. There is no support group.

Seth: chernobyl-level "you could fix me" aura

Renee: you're not sure if she's flirting or just being nice. Your friends are no help. Her friends seem to have a monetary incentive in the answer and can't be trusted. Your best shot might literally be praying for mercy.

Neil: ITS A TRAP HE'S STEALING YOUR WALLET

Spot: I have the sharpest memory. Name one thing I’ve forgotten.

Race: You forgot me and Albert in the Walmart parking lot 3 days ago.

Spot: That was on purpose. Try again.

Thanks for tagging me @archery-anon !!!

@its-romeo-binches @i-need-more-sleepzzz @thatenglishmuff @irlkingofnewyork @bottlealleytotheharbor @timetogoslumming @ anyone else who wants to!

Find your match: tag game

Hi lovesies, I kinda had an idea, after taking this test I found on @matstegen blog, about Creative Types.

So, I found out that, out of the eight possible creative personalities, I’m a thinker (the description totally suits me, btw lol). And I thought “How cool would it be if among my lovely mutuals I could find the other seven personalities that match and complete mine?”

So here I am, starting this ‘tag game’…

Rules:

Take the test

Reblog this post with what type you got

Tag 7 mutuals to do the same!

Let’s find our matches people!

I’m tagging: @sweetgcreature @its-a-metephor-brian @bohemiandelilah @gottabecool-relax @instantezra @radio-ha-ha @littledarlingwellaway cause they are my squad, but if you want to try and do this, you’re more than welcome!

Xx 💖

PS: my matches would be Adventurer and Visionary

Race: See ya later, alligator!

Spot: Doubt that, sewer rat.

All you gotta do is sign 💖

"Suddenly, I'm Respectable" By rainbowblue13 on Ao3 is the story you were looking for. I read that and IMMEDIATELY knew which one you ment so I went on a quest to find it and I did! Enjoy!

THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH YOU ARE NOW THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WE HAVE TO GET MARRIED ❤️🧡💛💚💜💕💞💓💝💖💗

Jack: *comforting a little* You don’t need to act like something you’re not for people to like you

Spot: Yeah just accept the fact that no one likes you and move on