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Steve's the cat and Eddie's the dog

Steve Harrington and Eddie Munson is such a powerful couple. Steve the hair Harrington becomes confused whenever the metalhead flirts with him? Perfect. Co-parenting? Yes. Both having mesmerising hair? Yes. Opposite attraction/style? Indeed. Cat boyfriend and dog boyfriend? Really think so. Steve Harrington being "looks like a cinnemon roll but could kill you", Eddie Munson being "looks like could kill you but is a cinnemon roll"? Very much so. They should just kiss at this point.

Steve convinced Eddie that he was in witness protection during their recovery post-Vecna. Why else would he be constantly alone in such a big house, or be able to afford all the groceries and bills on minimum wage?

Eddie buys it completely, because Steve shows him some old scars and mentions that they were the result of him being kidnapped and interrogated in New York. He's hyped to be let in on such a big secret, swears to take it to his grave, and Steve "rewards" him by admitting his original name; Joseph. (It's actually his middle name, but Eddie is so earnest that he has to put a LITTLE truth into it)

Robin is the one who finally tells Eddie the truth, but Eddie is too impressed with Steve's storytelling to be angry. As punishment, he bullies Steve into helping him write a new campaign, which is how they first discover that Steve's a storytelling prodigy. His ideas make the entire party cry during their next campaign, to Eddie's delight.

This gives me life

celeb au where Steve tweets things about rock star Eddie Munson like "I would let him make me bark like a dog" and Eddie slides into his DMs like heyyyy could we start w dinner and Steve throws his phone across the wall in panic because he's literally all talk

Steve is a Disney princess confirmed

Some of yall write Steve literally changing all of his interests for Eddie, while Eddie actively makes fun of everything Steve likes-

Let them be healthy, God damn yall.

Steve would be so confused like "what are you talking about I thought it was so funny I was literally looking forward to That part of the day"

Eddie doing a whole speech and jumping up on the table to mock all the little cliques, including the jocks. Steve laughing, probably claps or whistles. Everyone would assume he was mocking Eddie but he really was just... enjoying the free show. He thought it was entertaining. He'd be very confused when, years later in the Upside Down, Eddie comments on how he made fun of his speeches.

Eddie & Ritchie in the back of Billy's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Stanley : We have food at home.

Billy: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*

Eddie & Ritchie: YAYYYYYY!

Billy: *orders one black coffee and leaves*

Ritchie : I failed my safety training course today.

Billy : Why, what happened?

Ritchie : Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Billy : And?

Ritchie : Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

I don't see a difference

Minho: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?

Thomas: Nope, there's 26.

Minho: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.

Thomas: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.

Minho: You'll get the D later ;).

Billy: How was the honeymoon?

Finney: robin got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

Finney: He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”.

Finney: I love him.

Vance: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

Bruce: What?

Vance: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.

Robin: Kissing can burns 26 calories in a minute, wanna work-out with me? ;)

Finney: Are saying that I'm fat?

Robin: No that's not what I meant I-

Vance: Imagine being under 5’4’’ and thinking you have rights lol couldn’t be me.

Griffin: You wanna keep those kneecaps you better stfu

Vance: I’m sorry, I can’t hear you from all the way down there, can you repeat that?

Griffin: I SAID FUCK YOU BITCH

Bruce: What’s this?

Robin: My to-do list.

Bruce: Oh? That’s great. You’re starting to get organiz—

Bruce: This just says 'finney.'

Bruce: *points at vance* This is my boyfriend, a feral dog

Bruce: *points at Finney* this is my best friend, a feral cat

Bruce; *points at Robin* this is his boyfriend, also a feral dog

Bruce: *points at Billy and Griffin* those are instigators with too much ideas

Bruce: I would kill for all of them

Robin: I'm not scared of anything!

Finney: ROBIN WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?

Robin: I am now scared of something

Finney : *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.

* Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Vance : * Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.

Steve: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Eddie: I think you mean cards.

Steve, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

Steve: So what's for dinner?

Eddie, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

Everyone is like griffin is just a baby "THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HE IS A FUCKING GREMLIN"

SEE ✨ GRIMLIN ✨

Shorties

Eddie: I’m sad.

Steve: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das.

Steve: And das not good.

Finney: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail.

Robin: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.

Steve: What did you two do?

Dustin:

Mike:

Steve: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

Robin: How did you even get in here?

Dustin: Eddie's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Dustin's door"!

Eddie: I’m closing the window.

Steve: So, Munson is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Robin: Why?

Steve: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

Eddie, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

Max: Some people are like slinkies.

Dustin: What?

Max: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Dustin:

Dustin: Please don't push Mike down the stairs-

Max, pushing mike down the stairs: Too late.

Mike: Stressed.

Max: Depressed.

Lucas: Possessed.

Will: Obsessed.

Dustin: Impressed.

Jane: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

Jane: I just wanted to join in

Mike: Lucas-

Lucas, sighing: Max used to call me Lucas...

Dustin: ...Because it's your fucking name.