Mike: Lucas-
Lucas, sighing: Max used to call me Lucas...
Dustin: ...Because it's your fucking name.
Lexa , having recently lost their glasses: KILL THE BUG!!!
Clarke: ....That’s a gecko—
Finney: It’s dark in here
Griffin: Don’t worry dude I got this
Griffin: *Stomps their feet*
Griffin: *Skechers light up*
Eddie: Cannot believe I just had an argument with Steve because I said I wouldn't like him if he didn't have any skin.
Reblog to give your followers each their own sword.
Eddie: If karma won't fuck you, i will.
Steve: Is that a pick up line or threat?
Eddie: both
Steve is a Disney princess confirmed
Some of yall write Steve literally changing all of his interests for Eddie, while Eddie actively makes fun of everything Steve likes-
Let them be healthy, God damn yall.
Eddie: *puts several kitchen knives in his coat pockets*
Nancy: What are you doing?
Eddie: Inventory.
Enid: Do you think I’m ugly?
Wednesday: It’s not about looks, Enid. What’s valuable is on the inside...
Enid: Wednesday...
Wednesday: For example, someone's heart.
Enid: Aw... Stop it-
Wednesday: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know.
Enid: Seriously, stop.