Vance: Imagine Being Under 5’4’’ And Thinking You Have Rights Lol Couldn’t Be Me.

Robin: Pros and cons of dating me.

Robin: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Robin: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

new hunger games book and movie??? NEW hunger games book??? NEW HUNGER GAMES MOVIE?????

Robin: You're alive.

Vance: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

Finney: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Robin: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Finney, desperately, as robin bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Robin: Oh! B positive.

Finney: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Robin:

Who wouldn't though just imagine the adventure

just want someone to gandalf my ass out of my house pls

Dwayne: What scares you guys the most?

Paul: Werewolves!

Marko: Sharks.

Amber: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.

Amber:

Amber: David.

Dustin: i need advice

Steve: with what?

Dustin: with love. how did you know you were in love with Eddie?

Steve: …

Steve: i’m in love with Eddie?

Finney : Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Robin meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

Nancy: They call me coffee because i grind so fine

Steve: stop-

Jonathan: They call me coffee because i keep you up past 2AM

Steve: seriously stop-

Eddie: They call me coffee because im dark and bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of who i am

Steve:

Robin: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Eddie: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Steve walks in*

Eddie: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.