Max: Some People Are Like Slinkies.

Steve's the cat and Eddie's the dog

Steve Harrington and Eddie Munson is such a powerful couple. Steve the hair Harrington becomes confused whenever the metalhead flirts with him? Perfect. Co-parenting? Yes. Both having mesmerising hair? Yes. Opposite attraction/style? Indeed. Cat boyfriend and dog boyfriend? Really think so. Steve Harrington being "looks like a cinnemon roll but could kill you", Eddie Munson being "looks like could kill you but is a cinnemon roll"? Very much so. They should just kiss at this point.

Long eard cuties

Steve: *phone rings*

Robin, looking at the screen: You call your dad "daddy"?

Steve, maintaining intense eye contact: Hey, Eddie.

Mike: Stressed.

Max: Depressed.

Lucas: Possessed.

Will: Obsessed.

Dustin: Impressed.

Jane: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

Jane: I just wanted to join in

Steve: A SPIDER!

Robin: Wait, Steve, it's a living thing, treat it how you want to be treated...

Steve:

Steve: Kill it without hesitation

Robin: STE-

Steve:*Steve biting a demobat and ripping it in half*

Eddie:*whispering* I should not be turned on by that.

Robin: You say something eddie?

Eddie: NO!

Eddie:*gay panic*

Robin: How many kids do you have?

Steve: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

Perfect example

no but can you imagine eddie meeting this steve

homie would not survive

or he would kiss him. my money's on they would kiss

Red: Eddie

Blue: Steve

Dustin: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.

Lucas: Violently practices.

Eddie: Violently play.

Jonathan: Violently shoots pictures.

Robin: Violently sleeps.

Nancy: Violently studies.

Max: Violently boxes.

Will: Violently murders people.

Steve: Violently worries about the previous statement.