Bruce: *points at vance* This is my boyfriend, a feral dog
Bruce: *points at Finney* this is my best friend, a feral cat
Bruce; *points at Robin* this is his boyfriend, also a feral dog
Bruce: *points at Billy and Griffin* those are instigators with too much ideas
Bruce: I would kill for all of them
Steve, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Robin: Hi.
Gareth: Hey.
Dustin: Hello.
Mike: Hey!
Steve I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Eddie: We were out of Doritos.
Steve: And who are you?
Gareth: oh I'm Gareth I'm in the hellfire club.
Steve: oh okay?
Robin: I’m totally useless.
Finney : You’re not totally useless.
Finney : You can be used as a bad example.
Finney: I just felt someone grab my ass...
Gwen: what?
Robin as a ghost: give me that ass Finney boy
Bruce: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Griffin: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Vance: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Robin: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Billy: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Finney:
Finney: I have emotional scars.
Bruce: HELP! I TOLD VANCE I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Robin, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Eddie: Hey uncle, me and steve are dating now
Steve: :D
Wayne: You couldn't find someone better?
Eddie: Don't say that! i love hi--
Wayne: I was talking to steve
Eddie:
How do you think all the basement boys would react to hear that finney was getting abused?
The Ghost Crew hates Terrance Shaw. They start a Finney Protection Squad. They look after him and try to keep Gwen and Finney away from home.
Finney may not be the youngest but he's treated like the youngest.
Nancy: Why are Steve and Eddie sitting with their backs to each other?
Robin: They had a fight.
Nancy: Then why are they holding hands?
Robin: They get sad when they fight.
Robin: One time Steve and Eddie were having a heated argument in the car and Steve took Eddie's Metallica tape out of the player and threw it out the window with rage and Eddie looked him dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of that same tape and put it back in the player.
If a demogorgan and a cat had a baby