Robin: I'm Not Scared Of Anything!

Steve: *passing by with El hugging him koala style*

Will, confused: Why...?

Steve: she used the "I miss my dad" card on me

Will:

Will:*10 minutes later*

Steve, sitting on the couch being held tightly by El and dustin: Hi, Dustin

Dustin: *passing by* Hey, St-

Dustin:

Dustin: Should I ask?

Steve: No, I'm not falling for that again

Finney, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.

Robin: I AM RIGHT HEAR

Lexa : When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Clarke: wHat?

Lexa : I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Clarke: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

Dustin: If I didn't know better, Mike, I'd say you were scared.

Mike: Heh, scared?

absolute silence

Mike: DID YOU HEAR THAT?!

Steve convinced Eddie that he was in witness protection during their recovery post-Vecna. Why else would he be constantly alone in such a big house, or be able to afford all the groceries and bills on minimum wage?

Eddie buys it completely, because Steve shows him some old scars and mentions that they were the result of him being kidnapped and interrogated in New York. He's hyped to be let in on such a big secret, swears to take it to his grave, and Steve "rewards" him by admitting his original name; Joseph. (It's actually his middle name, but Eddie is so earnest that he has to put a LITTLE truth into it)

Robin is the one who finally tells Eddie the truth, but Eddie is too impressed with Steve's storytelling to be angry. As punishment, he bullies Steve into helping him write a new campaign, which is how they first discover that Steve's a storytelling prodigy. His ideas make the entire party cry during their next campaign, to Eddie's delight.

Robin, pointing: May I sit there?

Finney: That's my lap?

Robin: That doesn't answer my question, Finney boy.

I love That ❤️

I just saw a TikTok where Steve and Robin “share” pronouns so some days Stevie goes by She and Robin uses He and they switch and stuff and it was honestly really cute and so true of them

Billy: How was the honeymoon?

Finney: robin got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

Finney: He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”.

Finney: I love him.

Eddie: My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.