Steve convinced Eddie that he was in witness protection during their recovery post-Vecna. Why else would he be constantly alone in such a big house, or be able to afford all the groceries and bills on minimum wage?
Eddie buys it completely, because Steve shows him some old scars and mentions that they were the result of him being kidnapped and interrogated in New York. He's hyped to be let in on such a big secret, swears to take it to his grave, and Steve "rewards" him by admitting his original name; Joseph. (It's actually his middle name, but Eddie is so earnest that he has to put a LITTLE truth into it)
Robin is the one who finally tells Eddie the truth, but Eddie is too impressed with Steve's storytelling to be angry. As punishment, he bullies Steve into helping him write a new campaign, which is how they first discover that Steve's a storytelling prodigy. His ideas make the entire party cry during their next campaign, to Eddie's delight.
Robin, drunk: It's drunk and I'm late. We better sneak in quietly.
Robin, falling: Oh, floor, you're always there for me. So supportive.
Robin: Not like walls and staircases, always getting in my way.
Steve, on the top of the stairs: *watching Robin cuddle with a rug*
Finney: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Robin: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Finney, desperately, as robin bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Robin: Oh! B positive.
Finney: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Robin:
Robin: You're alive.
Vance: There's no need to sound so disappointed.
Steve: What did you two do?
Dustin:
Mike:
Steve: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
Vance: Imagine being under 5’4’’ and thinking you have rights lol couldn’t be me.
Griffin: You wanna keep those kneecaps you better stfu
Vance: I’m sorry, I can’t hear you from all the way down there, can you repeat that?
Griffin: I SAID FUCK YOU BITCH
Finney doing robins Makeup
Moon: Rick
Eclipse: Michonne
Sun: lori
Finney: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?
Robin: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.
Steve: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Dustin: Mine just says "Dustin no."
Steve: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
Finney: Goodnight moon.
Finney: Goodnight tree.
Finney: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.