Latest Posts by scrumpledmilk - Page 4

My most secret (not actually) and definitely most controversial bbc merlin headcanon…

Is that Gwaine is ace-spec

I have written so much about this but will post none of it because I KNOW nobody will agree-

It’s true though. He told me himself☝️🙂‍↕️

Just got a bad grade in doctors visit 😔

In a complete 180 from the tma shit I posted yesterday here is my cat if he went gnarp

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I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed

The monitor for all the cameras in the office where I work was put near my desk

I see

Everything

Got bored on a long car ride so I did a quick sketch of Jane Prentiss 🎶 🪱

‼️ ⚠️ Cw: trypophobia, worms, body horror ⚠️ ‼️

"We gotta evacuate the conclave, Thomas! It's finally happened. Tedesco vape-smogged the entire Sistine Chapel!"

My favorite part of the day is the sudden and violent realization that my corporeal being is not self sustaining and I have to make the conscious decision to tend to it if I don’t want it to fail me prematurely

At work

The autism is autisming

I fear I will not hold this job much longer

My supervisors want to kill me (slight exaggeration)

Friends!

I’ve been craving the catharsis of body horror extra hard recently- Please give me your favorite body horror media recommendations 🙏

Mostly looking for movies, but books are cool too!

(Pls note that I don’t have the time to commit to a full tv series or anything long like that right now)

First it was the cowboy flesh hats and now it’s hotboxing babies

craving the kind of intimacy that requires surgical tools

I want to go to a confessional but I want to be the one everyone is confessing their shit to

Like put me in a priest collar, shove me in that box, and call me father -

I yearn for your secrets. Your sins are safe with me don’t worry…

Update:

She’s almost done season one and she does genuinely enjoy the podcast though she does get mad at me (in jest) any time it gets “too spooky” in her words.

I will note that out of all the episodes so far it seems lost John’s cave is the episode that has unnerved her the most. Which makes sense as she’s always been a bit claustrophobic.

She was caught off guard by the shift from statements to more active recordings in 39 and 40 (to be expected ofc) but she seems thoroughly invested at this point so I think she’ll keep listening :]

Been forcing my mom to listen to the magnus archives… she just listened to anatomy class and she’s almost at the end of season one

I’m so hype for her reaction to the infestation episodes

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Watching my mom listen to the last episode of TMA season 1 rn 👀

Resisting the urge to explain and spoil everything

i am indifferent towards your shoelaces

Having your main anxiety response be Avoidance is crazy cause you'll think you're chillin and then one day you're like waitttt I've been paralyzed with fear this whole time. Damn

Been forcing my mom to listen to the magnus archives… she just listened to anatomy class and she’s almost at the end of season one

I’m so hype for her reaction to the infestation episodes

🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱

not enough people talk about how personal it is that Merlin and arthur are nearly the same height. thus far I have pretty much only been intimate with people who are within centimeters of my height and god it’s something. we can make eye contact accidentally all the time. across the room, right next to each other, doesn’t matter, we always lock eyes. when we get close it’s anyone’s game. we could kiss. we could back away. we could press each other against a wall. we can feel each others words before we ever touch. every time Merlin is adjusting Arthur’s armor, shoving him around, fixing his clothes, he is right there in his space, eye level, and it’s anyone’s game. It just gets me every damn time like this is soooo personal to me

💫📍Scrolling checkpoint !! 📍💫

If you’ve been scrolling for a while stop here to take a breather (maybe drink some water or smth) and…

Answer these fun questions!!

☆〜（ゝ。∂）good luck!!

1. If you’re so funny, why are you on your own tonight?

2. If you’re so clever, why are you on your own tonight?

3. If you’re so very entertaining, why are you on your own tonight?

4. If you’re so very good looking, why do you sleep alone tonight???

5. Do you know it’s over????

End of questions!! I hope you had fun answering them ! :]

☆*:.｡.Happy scrolling!!.｡.:*☆

Erased my moms grocery list for this

Favorite part of Saw (2004) has to be the fact that by the time the lights come on, literally nothing has even happened yet but Lawrence Gordon is already sweating like a fucking dog

Is it coz he could sense the twink in the room. Did he know

valentine - flower face

Sawlentine’s Week Day 7: Valentine / Free Day

Stealing my dad’s surgery textbooks and taking mcat practice exams …