‼️ ⚠️ Cw: trypophobia, worms, body horror ⚠️ ‼️
you guys did it. you saved the horse. plinko no more. he is home.
Merlin: C'mon, Gwaine! Nobody thinks Arthur and I are courting!
Gwaine, turning to the other knights: Put your hand up if you thought Merlin and Arthur were courting.
everyone puts their hand up
Merlin:
Merlin: Arthur why are you raising your hand?
haven't done my work but i did draw myself not doing my work. and the specter. not sure how this helps
i bring a sort of "it doesnt matter if youre into porn or not, getting elitist and mad at people for being horny aligns you with the agenda of the alt right" vibe to the conversation that some ppl dont like
Legitimately the funniest thing just happened in our virtual book group after someone rec’d a vampire romance to me and someone else piped up that it had a “problematic age gap.”
In a vampire romance novel.
Like, yah. I sure fucking hope so.
craving the kind of intimacy that requires surgical tools
If you’ve been scrolling for a while stop here to take a breather (maybe drink some water or smth) and…
☆〜(ゝ。∂)good luck!!
1. If you’re so funny, why are you on your own tonight?
2. If you’re so clever, why are you on your own tonight?
3. If you’re so very entertaining, why are you on your own tonight?
4. If you’re so very good looking, why do you sleep alone tonight???
5. Do you know it’s over????
End of questions!! I hope you had fun answering them ! :]
Having to go to work tomorrow when I should be drawing yaoi might genuinely kill me
Yearning for med school right now
Entirely impossible for me but I want it
Hi! It's me scrumpledmilk the cool guy ever20 trans + autistic YouTube era soon 😨🫣
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