Been Forcing My Mom To Listen To The Magnus Archives… She Just Listened To Anatomy Class And She’s

My favorite part of the day is the sudden and violent realization that my corporeal being is not self sustaining and I have to make the conscious decision to tend to it if I don’t want it to fail me prematurely

i bring a sort of "it doesnt matter if youre into porn or not, getting elitist and mad at people for being horny aligns you with the agenda of the alt right" vibe to the conversation that some ppl dont like

My most secret (not actually) and definitely most controversial bbc merlin headcanon…

Is that Gwaine is ace-spec

I have written so much about this but will post none of it because I KNOW nobody will agree-

It’s true though. He told me himself☝️🙂‍↕️

At work

The autism is autisming

I fear I will not hold this job much longer

My supervisors want to kill me (slight exaggeration)

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

This image speaks to me on levels I can’t explain

absolutely crazy move for arthur to say thank you to merlin for the first time as his last words and then hold the back of his head and try to pull his own head up for like. totally a kiss before losing the strength to pull merlin in and then just dying instead. good one man.

In a complete 180 from the tma shit I posted yesterday here is my cat if he went gnarp

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truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest